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The Virgin Blazkowicz -shoulder cannon is a flamethrower basically the f------ predator father is a generic racist and grenade launcher entire body is crippled, needs exosuit EVERYONE is scared of him even humans -chooses to wear armor that is an extension of his abilities, can fight ass naked if needed to communism is great ecks dee legends are written about how dangerous and lethal he is all of his friends are assholes except for his expecting girlfriend -even satan pisses himself -has to fight nazis for american freedomT absolutely f------ ripped at the thought of him has a hell energy swor has like 20 weapons on him -only the nazis are scared of him fights the forces of hell for the entire human race has to be political due to current social climate -people give him no credit whatsoever all at once -has only like 7 weapons in total variety of mods for his weapons -has to sprint to run -grapple hook that latches onto demon:s would be perfect as the pope travelled across the universe across dimensions his running speed IS his walking speed people worship and bow to hinm

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The Virgin Blazkowicz vs. THE ETERNAL CHAD


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Aug 16, 2018 at 10:02PM EDT

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virgin vs. chad, doom, wolfenstein, doom eternal, wolfenstein ii: the new colossus, b.j. blazkowicz, the doom slayer, doomguy

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