Dad: "(Oh shit, something about my kid's hobby I actually recognize and I can even relate to! Quick, use this opportunity for quality bonding time! Say something smart, SAY SOMETHING SMART, SAY SOMETHING SMART!!)"
"Snake, be careful! That's Coward Duck! He's proficient in his use of Boomerangs, as well as using hostages as cover. Make sure to use a precise weapon when you attack, or else a stray bullet may kill one of his tied up hostages."
-Big Boss, Outer Heaven, 1995
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