Dad: "(Oh shit, something about my kid's hobby I actually recognize and I can even relate to! Quick, use this opportunity for quality bonding time! Say something smart, SAY SOMETHING SMART, SAY SOMETHING SMART!!)"

Dad: "Donald Duck, huh."

Kid: "…"

Dad: "…"

Kid: "..?"

Dad:

"Snake, be careful! That's Coward Duck! He's proficient in his use of Boomerangs, as well as using hostages as cover. Make sure to use a precise weapon when you attack, or else a stray bullet may kill one of his tied up hostages."
-Big Boss, Outer Heaven, 1995