VIRGIN NPC vs CHAD INNER MONOLOGUER

$THE VIRGIN NPC THE CHAD INNER-MONOLOGUER C:\> RUN SCRIPT FLESH GOLEM CREATES BUTTERFLY 100% REAL PERSON EFFECTS NEEDS TV TO GIVE HIM AN OPINION THINKS HE LIKES POP MUSIC AND HOLLYWOOD MOVIES ASSUMED EVERYONE THINKS SPONTANEOUS PROBABLY A CLONE THINKS MARIAGE IS AWESOME FOR MEN ECCENTRIC RADIATES LIGHT ENERGY NWO DRONE UNABLE TO CONTEMPLATE HIS OWN EXISTENCE HAS BECOME TELEKINETIC GOOD GOY HAS INSTANT NPC DETECTION CAPABILITIES IS FUNCTIONALLY DEAD CAN SEE THE FUTURE ASSUMES EVERYONE ADOPTS MAINSTREAM BELIEFS HIVEMIND IS ACTUALLY ALIVE FOUNTAIN OF CREATIVITY PROGRAMMED, BUT PROGRAMMED NOT TO REALISE CAPESHIT IS BASED! CREATES COGNITIVIE DISONANCE IN VIRGIN NPC GHOST NOT IN THE SHELL I THINK THEREFORE I AM NEEDS GARY LINEKER TO ANALYSE THE FOOTBALL FOR HIM ONLY REACTS TO STIMULUS IF OTHERS DO THINKS THEREFORE OTHERS ARE CAN WAGESLAVE HIS WHOLE LIFE HIS AURA IS VISIBLE AND IT CONFUSES AND SCARES VIRGIN NPC NO QUESTIONS ASKED AUTOMATED RESPONSES LAUREN SOUTHERN IS REDPILLED! HAS NO NEED FOR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS THEY ARE BENEATH HIM WATCHES SPORTSBALL BECAUSE THE CROWD DOES CONDUCTING MULTIPLE INNER MONOLOGUES SIMULTANEOUSLY ILLUMINATI SLAVE$