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SCP-5022

object class: keter

containment procedure: SCP-5022 is not to be placed on any human, animal, SCP, or object. SCP-5022 is to be suspended in midair by 4 titanium cords 4 feet off the ground. access is only permitted to level 4 or higher researchers with confirmation by the O-5 council.
description: SCP-5022 is a golden and pink crown with 2 slits resembling eyes. testing has yet to show sentience. anyone who happens apon it, wither it human or SCP, has a desire to put the crown on. testing has proven that the abnormal properties do not manifest on women, except for children. upon placing SCP-5022 on the subjects head, the subject will transform into a female version of themselves. the female version is noted to look like the character peach from the company Nintendo, subjects are also noticed to have an increased sex drive. this item was classified keter after a containment breach caused the entire site (REDACTED) turned into a princess.
SCP-5022 was found on (REDACTED) by agent "Diamond" after hearing of a particularly violent murder in (REDACTED) Illinois. the subject apparently placed SCP-5022 on a blender and then attempted to (REDACTED) agent "Diamond" has requested class B animistics, as he says "that [expletive] was messed up."

SCP-173
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Super Crown
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