For someone who 'read the whole god damn manga' you sure seem to dislike it.

And not remember major plotpoints such as the tiny… itty bitty… insignificant harem of major characters….

Priestess and High Elf don't love GS.
Guild Lady and Sword maiden have an admiration based love with GS thats based more on the fact "Hekillsgoblins I LIKE THAT." and not "HE'S SO HOT AND COOL"
And Cowgirl is his best friend, only one with sincere love.

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You're a petty liar who masks his anger and need for attention as "XD, totally trolled you stupid fans."

High Elf Archer is actually the only person here not attracted to Goblin Slayer. She thinks he's insane for the most part.