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I'm not normally such a jerk but…
When 75 characters, 59 assist trophies, 103 stages, 800 music tracks, and some thousand individually stat and ability giving spirits are all wasted because of ONE F------ CHARACTER we have a problem. Oh, look at me, I'm CrossoverAficionado2018. I know better than Sakurai and his team of developers even though I can't be bothered to realize the Sonic comics aren't canon to the games. I'm the only one who knows what he's talking about.

No. I'm the dumb one. I'm the one who superglued his lips to someone's ass. It's not like I felt sad seeing trophies, stage builder, and home run contest go. I certainly wasn't feeling completely uninterested when I saw two okay characters. After all it's not like I DIDN'T GET A SINGLE CHARACTER I WANTED IN THE GAME OUTSIDE INKLINGS… Except I'm being SARCASTIC! YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD TIME YA LITTLE S---!?! HOW ABOUT LOSING F------ ASSIST TROPHIES! ANYBODY NOTICE SAKI'S GONE?! OR HOW ABOUT KAT & ANNA?! YOU KNOW, FROM WARIOWARE LIKE ASHLEY?!? MY LITTLE CHIBI-ROBO'S A COSTUME ALONG WITH RAY! OH AND LET'S NOT FORGET BANDANA DEE, PERHAPS THE SINGLE GREATEST "What are you? a retard?" CHARACTERS OUT THERE! HEY MAYBE IF WE AIN'T GONNA GET A LANCE USER OUTTA FIRE EMBLEM WE GET ONE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE! BUT I SUPPOSE WE AIN'T GETTING THAT HHHHMMM?!? AND EVEN IF WE DID GET A LANCE LORD YOU'D STILL BE P----- OFF! BUT THE BIGGEST THING ABOUT YOU THAT PISSES ME OFF MISTER "Aficionado" IS THAT YOU HAVE THE BRASS F------ BALLS TO CALL KIRBY A GARY STU FOR USING A DEVICE CALLED A WARP STAR TO, YA KNOW, F------ WARP! YEAH SONIC SURE COULDA OUTRAN THOSE LASERS COVERING THE ENTIRE F------ PLANET!

You are the shining example of everything wrong with the Sonic fandom. I joined it the same time you thought it was in it's "perfect" state. But unlike you, I moved with the games, not against them. I don't take a bad game as an attack against me by Sega, I take it as them stumbling. And you bring this attitude with you into MY beloved franchises?!? I don't usually do this but to you, my dear little s--- stain, let me say this. I hope you die cold and alone, crying into the dark of the night wondering why you don't have a single friend. And right when you realize that it's because you are a spiteful prick who thinks he's better than everyone else, die with your face covered in tears. F--- you. F--- everything you stand for. And I don't even care if I get banned for this.