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clues that that Sessions' resignation was long in the planning: -letter undated -refers to "the new states of Arizona and New Mexico -congratulates Babe Ruth on 1st career home run -offers condolences to Lusitania victims -stamp on envelope one of those upside- down airplanes

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Fucked up that they're going to turn Jeff Sessions into one of these but what's done is done

F----- up that they're going to turn Jeff Sessions into one of these but what's done is done 木

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Sessions Resignation letter

Of kice of the Attorney General mashington. T. C. 20530 President Donald J. Trump The White House Washington, D.C. 20500 Dear Mr. President, At your request, I am submitting my resignation. Since the day I was honored to be sworn in as Attorney General of the United States, I came to work at the Department of Justice every day determined to do my duty and serve my country. have done so to the best of my ability, working to support the fundamental legal processes that are the foundation of justice. The team we assembled embraced your directive to be a law and order Department of Justice. We prosecuted the largest number of violent offenders and firearm defendants in our country's history. We took on transnational gangs that are bringing violence and death across our borders and protected national security. We did our part to restore immigration enforcement. We targeted the opioid epidemic by prosecuting doctors, pharmacists, and anyone else who contributes to this crisis with new law enforcement tools and determination. And we have seen results. After two years of rising violent crime and homicides prior to this administration, those trends have reversed thanks to the hard work of our prosecutors and law enforcement around the country. I am particularly grateful to the fabulous men and women in law enforcement all over this country with whom I have served. I have had no greater honor than to serve alongside them. As I have said many times, they have my thanks and I will always have their backs. Most importantly, in my time as Attorney General we have restored and upheld the rule of law-a glorious tradition that each of us has a responsibility to safeguard. We have operated with integrity and have lawfully and aggressively advanced the policy agenda of this administration. I have been honored to serve as Attorney General and have worked to implement the law enforcement agenda based on the rule of law that formed a central part of your campaign for the Presidency. Thank you for the opportunity, Mr. President. Shcerely n B.Sessions III Attorney General

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We are pleased to announce that Matthew G. Whitaker, Chief of Staff to Attorney General Jeff Sessions at the Department of Justice, will become our new Acting Attorney General of the United States. He will serve our Country well....

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Racist Donald Trump Smashes Little Racist Jeff Sessions

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Jeff Sessions Out?...Maybe Not!

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Head Goes Boom

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Have You Ever Been A Keebler Elf

"Mr. Session, are you now or have you ever been a Keebler elf?" #SessionsHearing Rdcism perury

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Foghorn Leghorn

"I did not recuse myself from defending my honor" Jeff "Foghorn Leghorn" Sessions #SessionsHearing SIHSAY SIH YOU HAVEINSULTED MY HONOR!nere memegenerator.net

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Kremlin Keebler Czar

Strange Brew @krismoran10 May 24 This dude is one despicable human... In way more ways than just this one- Jeff 'Keebler Nazi' Sessions #DrainTheAppointees CNN Breaking News Φ @cnnbrk First on CNN: AG Jeff Sessions did not disclose Russia meetings in a security clearance form, DOJ tells CNN cnn.it/2qXAeS2 Josh out West @JoshOutWest May 24 Replying to @ABC In his defense, law school is different in Nazi Keebler Elf Land. 8 mindy hall @mindiehall May 24 Replying to @dallykos @chance4gardener kill this Nazi Elf! Kremlin Keebler Czar!

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Nazi Keebler Elft

Greg Olear@gregolear Jun 5 Sessions: Nazi Keebler elf, A nobler man would kill himself Bigotry is one big reason An even bigger one is treason. Greg Olear@gregolear Verse Comes to Worst: 9 Very Short Poems About Trump/Russia Collaborators theweeklings.com/billythepoet/2 3 6 tawnya luke@tawnya0627 May 31 The Nazi Keebler Elf has spoken! POLITICO.@politico Graham on Kushner-Russia talks: "I don't trust this story as far as I can throw it" politi.co/2rSLxfg

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Eric Garland Tweet

Eric Garland @ericgarland Follow Oh, I'm making time to live tweet the Keebler Nazi. That's going into the calendar in "ink. Caroline O. @RVAwonk Just in ->According to @NBCNews, Jeff Sessions will testify publicly (open hearing) tomorroW RETWEETS LIKES 282 1,124

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Smash Mouth Tweet

Smash Mouth @smashmouth ㄧ𡀔 Well said Roger! Follow Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr .@jeffsessions needs to stop watching Reefer Madness and let the states decide on pot! stonecoldtruth.com/mr-president-m... @smashmouth @realDonaldTrump

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