Super Smash Brothers Ultimate - THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY SINNING GOING ON IN HERE

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Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:48:21 No.442604963 442605364442610646 Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:36:21 No.442603745442603985442604063 442604073 442604963 Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:33:48 No.442603498 >>442603615 >>442603697 >>442603702 >>442603745 >>442603864 >>442604073 >>442604483 >>442604730 >>442605674 43 Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:23:36 No.442602436 v >>442602570 >>44260261622442603498 >>442604073 Anonymous (71) 12/11/18(Tue)20:22:14 No.442602308442602436442602492442604073 Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:19:50 No.442602079442602308 >Simon gathers up some of the younger fighters up for a lecture >Grabs a chair and swivels it around, like a youth pastor > Alright kids, time to talk about the coolest thing ever: Abstinence >Simon always catches Y Link and woomy being gushy and romantic and tries to stop them >He does it on the hour every hour, and doesnt get tired of it >Once went as far as to throw a bible at the both of them when they were about to kiss >THERE WILL BE NO PREMARITAL SEX IN THIS HOUSE >simon can smell it in the air when premarital sex occurs in the mansion >as soon as he smells it, he becomes an unstoppable christian machine, armed with holy water and a bible >Kicks open every door >"HELLO, JUST CHECKING THAT THERE'S NO SINNING GOING ON IN HERE! >Simon goes around kicking in doors proclaiming his sin checking >Kicks in Kirby's >Kirby is in there drawing >Hands him one he was working on >Picture of both of them with "Best friends" wrote on it >Simon pats kirby and goes on his way >Few nights later, after everyone has reinforced their doors to prevent simon's intrusions >Simon in his room >Kirby comes crashing down from the ceiling using his D Special, dressed like Simon >Simon jumps up >Kirby says "No SIN IN HERE? >Simon grins and shakes his head no >Kirby pats him on the head and floats up, only to be heard crashing through the ceiling of neighboring rooms

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The greater aerie

Dec 19, 2018 at 08:56PM EST

>ywn have religious conversations with the Belmonts
>ywn shit talk the Jesuits with him either
>ywn quote bible verses with the Belmont like it's boondocks saints
>ywn shake down wario for his avarice and poor manners with the belmonts
>ywn burn bayonetta at the stake with the Belmonts SHE KNOWS WHY

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Abrax404

Dec 19, 2018 at 08:55PM EST

And Richter's just off to the side trying to hide his face because his ancestor is embarrassing him with his zealotry, and turning an unstoppable god-killing blob into his mini-me

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