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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following document was found inside a shipment of bananas to the Site-19 lunchroom, written with musical notation that has not been included. The source of the document has not yet been identified, and is currently considered a breach of information. Any information regarding the source of this document is to be reported at the earliest convenience - Maria Jones, Director, RAISA He-He-Here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If ya know the procedures, you can contain them too! Report the breach, and call the O5 With a little luck, you'll stay alive! Huh! DK Containment Breach He's from Series One, so you know him well He's finally back, to raise some hell If he's in your office, it'll stay nice and neat, But he leaves behind traps, so watch your feet! To the cleverest is where he'll go So give it up, for Oh-Five-Oh! Huh! DK Containment Breach DK Containment Breach is here! This scip's got history, so listen up dudes He used to be at Wilson's, 'till we changed the rules Walter first came from the big "W" Now it's up to us to make him good as new! He's our cyborg ape who plays a jolly tune We're all hoping he feels better soon! Huh! DK Containment Breach He wears overalls, he loves to race Th-This scip blew off his own face He can toy with motors, to make them zoom If you're lucky, there'll be no boom Put him on wheels and he'll do tricks It's SCP Thirty-Eight Thirty-Six! Huh! DK Containment Breach! DK Containment Breach is here! They're back again, as plush as can be Leading a rebellion against you and me They can cause real havoc with their glitter bombs You can lock them up, but never for long! They'll make you smile with their jokes and pranks Just be careful your teddy doesn't join their ranks! Huh! DK Containment Breach! Huh! Finally, he's here for you Get ready for Two-Two-Nine-Two! is scip's got powers that aren't funny He'll turn you into a zombie or mummy! Inaki's a good ape, but with a troubled past He can't die, and of his kind he's the last Despite his death touch and tuber heart This scip is peaceful, and enjoys making art! C'mon Bigfoot, take it to the fridge Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell! Aww yeah! Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell! Aww yeah!

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DK-Class Donkey Kong Scenario


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WHAT IN THE SECURED CONTAINED PROTECTED F---
The cute blob creature from SCP Foundation. Design might not be accurate to lore, but whatever... <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/liquidfreakstudios/scp-999">HD on Newgrounds</a>
Addendum 7143.2: Personnel Personal Testimony Note: The following testimony was gathered during an anonymous survey to ascertain the overall staff opinion of RPC-7143-J. Certain portions have been expunged for the sake of decency. Names have been included to further shame those who might have illicit thoughts about the beautiful and graceful RPC-7143-J. Agent Romerville: Yeah they're pretty sweet. I see him sometimes winking at me down the hall. Think they're tryin' to get at me. Dr. Cornwall: You mean RPC-7143-J? Yeah, I call her Stacy. I know she wants me. She plays pretty hard to get, but she glistens a little differently for me, you know? Dr. Hughes: Oh yeah, I'd really one of those Latch Escutcheon plates EXTREMELY NSFW FILE PHOTO from the pyrotechnics lab and just then let him Note: Data expunged, h--------. What the f--- is wrong with you people? -Dr. Celf and then take Researcher Axwell: I invited him out for drinks last week. Kind of gave me the cold shoulder, but he's pretty far out of my league anyway. Pretty dreamy though, don't you think? Knob ↓ Researcher Chambers: I would f--- the s--- out of that doorknob. Dr. Lee: I've been working on my pickup lines, here, listen! "Hey baby, why don't you and me go turn in for the night?" Get it? Turn in? Because... turning? Guys?
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Uploaded Mar 08, 2019 at 03:00PM EST

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