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"I've come to make an announcement. Sans the Skeleton is a bitch ass m-----------! He p----- on my f------ wife, thats right! He toke his skeleton f------ quilly d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife, and he said his d--- was 'THIS BIG!' And i said Thats disgusting'. So i'm making a callout post on my twitter.com. Sans the Skeleton, you got a small d---, it's the size of this fire ball except way smaller. And guess what, here's what my dong looks like!" Shows d--- Thats right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like a trident! He f----- my wife, so guess what? gonna f--- the city, thats right this what you get, MY SUPER FLAMETHROWER PISSI Except i'm not gonna piss on the city, i'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on Toriel's housel How do you like that Toriell? I p----- on your house you THOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f------ city, get out of my f------ sight before i piss on you too!

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Sans "befriended" Asgore's wife.


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Uploaded Mar 08, 2019 at 05:03PM EST

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Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta

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asgore, sans, toriel, eggman, sprite edit, deltarune, undertale

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