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James Woods @RealJamesWoods When you have a choice, pick a movie where the studio doesn't hate half its audience... Movie- goers Alita: Battle Angel Captain Marve 2:02 PM - 3 Mar 2019

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The chad Battle Angel The virgin 'Captain Marvel Traditionally a man, gender changed for no reason Too cute to be supported by feminists 90% machine, still shows more humanity Dour expression, unable to smile Low quality Wonder Woman clone, wearing Superman's costume Has 'female friendship' instead of a love interest. Fembot Has own distinct costume, never copies other franchises Hated by critics, clearly doing something right Beloved by trolls (Russian and otherwise), universally popular Perpetually looking constipated Needs to censor RT even before release Classical hero, ready to sacrifice herself for others Probably stan by in the presence of ev Never offered her heart to anybody Thank God her feet are fully covered Never bribed a critic in her life Doesn't even know what a progressive agenda is
忰 Captain Marv You quys always act like vou're better than me" uHIT TTYD Shazam!
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Uploaded Mar 12, 2019 at 11:30AM EDT

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