Skull Cow Isn't Real, It Can't Hurt You - JOJO

How dare you doubt the existence of I Mojo Jojo. You shall learn the to fear, to truly cower and beware the truly power of the monstrous and dangerous capabilities of my Stand 「Too Much Monkey Business」. My stand is one that is truly unique and unheard of in all of jojo, with a power unmatched. While at first it my seems as those my stand is just s simple camera, but it is so much more then a camera, for it a stand that belongs to me, Mojo Jojo, the smartest being to exist. I Mojo Jojo can give enhanced intelligence to any animal once they have been photographed. By capturing their image with in my stand, the power of my stand then grants them the capability to create powerful weapons of mass destruction. The animals will become my new servants, serving me with their great intelligence, but intelligence that is far inferior to my own thought capabilities. Now beware the menagerie of uplifted animals I shall unless upon you for doubting my existence.

This is not Mojo Jojo
This is JoJo Mojo Jojo