The milkshake attack on milo swagapoulos was more beneficial than expected

I had a püerson bully my buddy and constantly swipe his stuff from his desk to sit on it and loudly talk with other bullies. When I tried to get him off (after asking politely and of course being denied) he tried to tell me that if I touch his expensive shirt (which was completely devoid of any design) he would sue me for 200 bucks.

I spat on his shirt and he punched me, but I feel like I won that altercation.