Storm Area 51 - I would have pegged this as more of a “Fallout DLC” situation, but whatever.

“Damn you, Kyles! The base was fine until you came along. Feds were nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could have busted out an alien wife and been clapping ass cheeks by now.”

Then the Naruto Runner tries running form the execution, only to be shot in the back and left to slowly bleed to death in the dirt.