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THE OFFICIAL STORY OFCONSPIRACY THEORIES REPREGENT A KNOWN GLITCH IN HUMAN REASONING 9-11 IS FULLOF HOLES.THE THEORIES ARE OF COURSE OCCASIONALLY TRUE, BUT THEIR TRUTH IS COMPLETELY UNCORRELATED WTH THE BELIEVERS CERTAINTY. FOR SOME REASON, S0METIMES WHEN PEOPLE THINK THEYVE UNCOVEREDA PLEASE, STOP BECAUSE LIE, THEY RAISE CONFIRMATION BIAS TO AN ART FORM. THEY SEEING THI5 HAPPEN CUT CONTET AWAY FROM FACTS AND ARGUMENTS AND ASSEMBLE THEM TO YOU BREAKS MYINTO REASSURING LITANIES. AND OVER AND OVER IVE ARGUED HEART HELPLESSLY WITH SMART PEOPLE CONSUMED BN THEORIES THEY WERE SURE WERE IRKEFUTABLE, THEORIES THAT IN THE END PROVED COMPLETE FICTONS TAKE THE YOUNG-EARTH CREATIONISTS, THE MOON LANDING PEOPLE, THE PERPETUAL MOTION UBCULTURE CAN'T YOU SEE YOURE FALLING INTO THE SAME PATTERN? YOU DONT SERIOUSLY BELIEVE WE LANDED ON THE MOON, DO YOU? I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A BUG REPORT

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"Grandpa, what was it like in the Before time?" "It was Hell. People went around saying glass is a slow-flowing liquid. You folks these days don't know how good you have it."
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