Storm Area 51 - Area 51 Hypocrisy

Well, we want to break into Area 51 to find aliens so we can fuck them. Depending on who you ask ICE facilities are either full of tattooed up cartel members or children, neither of which I have any interest in fucking.

If they come from another world, can the Area 51 aliens be considered illegal? Even so, how do we deport those whose worlds are unknown to us, with the tech that we have?