Moe Tossing Barney Out - Jojo variation

Part 1: Dio is fucking stuff up!
Part 2: It's because of Dio fucking stuff up that the Aztec Gods of Fitness woke up!
Part 3: DIO is back and he's fucking stuff up again!
Part 4: It's because DIO giving away the arrows that stuff is fucked up in this town!
Part 5: DIO's son is fucking stuff up, in a good way?
Part 6: DIO's gay boyfriend priest is fucking things up!
Part 7: Dinosaur DIO is fucking stuff up!
Part 8: DIO! I know you're fucking stuff up! I just don't know how yet!