Pokémon Sword and Shield - It's not a phrase mooom by FezzioBeans

Edgy really isn’t the right term here…
BECAUSE THEY’RE BEING FREAKING METAL! YEAAAAAAAH!

Ziggy played Pokémon, fighting good with Ralts and Gulpin,
And the spiders from Johto. He played it left right
But made it too far
Became the TM slave, then we were Ziggy's team
Now Ziggy really stands, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could sweep 'em by charging
He could blow 'em to steam
'Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
So where were the spiders, while the bug tried to break our balls
With just TM Flash to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we nerf his sweet paws?
Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were PU
The kid was just crass, he was the fuss
With God given fur
He took it all too far but boy could he use Headbutt
Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a lesser mascott
When the kids had beaten the mon I had to rethink the team.
Ziggy joined Galar…