Notes:

I thought the ride had ended
I thought that after fiasco after fiasco after fiasco, we would someday hear the end of this game's failures. From the save deletions, to the doxxing, to the false advertisement, to the rum, to the bags, to the microtransactions, to the dev room bug, I thought we had seen all that could possibly be offered by what is at this point, the single biggest blunder of a video game launch in history.

I thought we had seen it all.
The ride truly never ends.