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>Be me >Years ago >Best friend is like the best wizard in all of Gielinor >He's telling me about how he casts his spells >"Yeah so basically I just hold these stones with pictures on them and I can throw fire and s---" >What lol >Hands me a "water rune" >lt's literally just a rock with a picture of a drop of water on it >This guy must be f------ with me >Tell him off for being a d-------, I'm not that gullible >Anyways >Later on, find this crazy ass cave full of rocks >They're all smooth, they look exactly like those f------ "runes" >No pictures though >Take a bunch of them home >Draw some stupid ass pictures on them >Failed high school art, they look f------ terrible >One of them is just a skull and crossbones because I ran out of ideas >The next day I sell them off to scrub-ass "adventurers" >Made some decent dosh, so I decide to keep this up >Open up a "rune shop" >Best friend is begging me to tell him where keep getting my stocks from them >Light bulb >Tell him that I'll only tell him my mystic secrets if he teaches me a basic teleport spell >l'll be able to move all my wares a fuckton faster like this >l give him this long story about the ancient mine full of mythical energy >The location came to me in a dream >It is my life's duty to provide these ancient stones to the people >The rune essence in this cave is the most pure the world has ever seen >Don't know what the f--- I'm talking about it's just a cave full of rocks >Dude believes it >Teaches me how to teleport to the cave >Asks if he can take some rocks for studies >l don't care lol there's plenty of rocks to go around >Now that I have a consistent shipment method to get my cargo to Varrock, I can start an actual shop >People coming in day and night to buy runes from me >Living the good life >In the meantime, Wizard has been telling f------ EVERYONE about this cave >Guys got the loosest pair of lips I've ever seen >Tells them to come to me for access >People showing up constantly and begging for access to the cave >l figure why not? >Most of them will probably just try to sell me the rocks afterwards anyways >Free labor, right? >I'm teleporting people in and out of this place on the daily >Making some great money, got plenty of stock to move >I never ever have to leave my shop >One day, this f----- guy shows up >Stark bald >Goatee >Green shirt >"Hello! My name is al23d22d0l!" >wat >Guy buys EVERYTHING I have >Cleans my shelves entirely >As soon as he has all the stones in his bag, he vanishes >This wasn't a teleport >He just clicked out of existence suddenly >What the f--- lol >l "restock" my shelves >I need to restock one at a time because I'm just drawing pictures on these stones behind the counter >Few minutes later, while I'm in the middle of drawing a rune with two squiggly brown lines on it to represent "earth" (Imao) >Another guy shows up >Stark bald >Goatee >Green shirt >"Hello! My name is ehc991d023!" >This is getting creepy bro >Same thing, he cleans me out and vanishes >Trying to restock desperately now >Drawing as fast as I can >Hear footsteps approaching the counter >"Hello! My name is gpsc90128d!" >Fast forward to today >I haven't closed up shop in years >Every time I close my door, they just open it >Why didn't I buy a f------ lock for my door >These bald headed goatee dudes never stop coming >I keep hearing passerbys talking about how they'll be banished soon >lt's been years, they haven't slowed down yet >l just want to sleep >Haven't talked to best friend in years >Teleporting people to rock cave constantly >Constantly getting my shelves cleared out by these aliens >Running out of paint to draw little fires on my rocks >The money wasn't worth this life

The Bot Hell of Aubury


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i have twice as many gf's as u 2 times 0 is 0
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