I always really respected Shen for how well he handled the whole bike cuck thing. He really managed to turn it around and make something hilarious out of it, rather than just dismissing it entirely and making it a weak point for him.

"My bike got returned recently.

I was pretty happy about it.

And I think whoever stole it was probably not as sad to lose it as I am happy to recover it.

"So, Merry Christmas!"