Notes:

BRAAAAAAAAP
AHHHOY BOY! IT'S A GOOD THING YOU SHOWED UP EARLY TO WORK TODAY. BRAAAAAFFFFFFFFFGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAD A HUGE NEW YEARS FEAST YESTERDAY AND ME REAR IS WRECKING HAVOC!
BRAAP
IT'S SO STINKY!
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OHHHHHH S---, ME BOY, WE'RE EXPECTING THE HEALTH INSPECTOR TODAY AND HE WON'T PASS US WITH THIS AWFUL SMELLY SMELL TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE KRUSTY KRAB.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
YOU HAVE TO SNIFF IT ALL UP LAD! IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPGHHHH
OHHHHHHHH [Dolphin noise]
YEAH! PRESS YOUR NOSE AGAINST THAT BRAPPER AND SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFP
IT FEELS SO F------ GOOD TO JUST CUT LOOSE ALL THESE STINKY GASSES INTO YOUR NOSTRILS LAD. YEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! YEEEES! I FEEL LIKE SMELL IS SLOWLY CLEARING UP! KEEP IT UP, WE ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES UNTIL WE OPEN. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOO THAT WAS A MEAN STINKY ONE I STILL FEEL THE AFTER BURN. SWEET NEPTUNE THANK GOODNESS YOU SHOWED UP WHEN YOU DID