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Chad Logan 5 Virgin George Taylor Hates humanity Saves his people even though Gets the book and movie named after him his life is at stake No one knows his name, calls him "Bright-eyes" Was so worthless on Earth that he Worked as a sandman - a valueable went into space hoping to be the real- member of society who everyone respects life Kirk Tan because he was left out in the sun for too long Tan despite having never seen the sun his whole life Love interest wants to be the first loving wife and mother in known history Love interest is basically a golden retriever in a woman's body Cries as apes tie him up and try to cut off his balls Fights the machine and takes down a corrupt system by using his mind Wears a beard to hide his weak jawline in order to impress the monkeys Laments that human society was destroyed Could have any face he wants, is happy with what God gave him The destruction of human society only inspires his imagination

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Virgin of the Apes (George Taylor) v. CHAD'S RUN (Logan 5)


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jan 17, 2020 at 06:53PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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