Dresses like a gay janitor The Lovecraftian Horror that is Uncle GuspachoM Same color scheme His mere presence violates the Geneva Conventions causes any in the immediate vacinity to buckle or collapse. as Lightning Mcqueer Lasers. That's literally all he does whether out of arousal or Forces minorities Unclenched fists always ready to strangle enemies of the state despair, only the fallen know and children to be Iron Man when he gets too incompetent to do his own damn job M----------- is so addicted to overcompensating that he built fake muscles into his suit "And the truth became so hideously clear: Never killed a human, just a lot of communists If there ever was a sweet Jesus andif there ever was a God, that god was War Machine" Alcoholic - I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream At least 12 weapons of mass destruction protruding from each appendage, each of which could level a small continent or bring down a 3rd world government in the span of a few hours Diaper fetish His two 14 inch stallion grade meat pistons each have 17 confirmed kills and left many more permanently disabled and in constant orgam His "personality" consists entirely of OMG ROASTED SAVAGE So gullible that he actually beleived Pepper when she told him the kid wasn't COMPILATION #435 and unfunny sarcasm Got legs f------ shattered by stark's fagbot, gets up and keeps serving his country without so much as a complaint Tries to quit at every possible interval because he's a lazy p------------ Happy's Signed the Sokovia Accords Signed the Sokovia Accords so his wife would come back because that's what America Bombed muslim children would want him to do Bombed muslim children for America money

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN

The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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Dresses like a gay janitor The Lovecraftian Horror that is Uncle GuspachoM Same color scheme His mere presence violates the Geneva Conventions causes any in the immediate vacinity to buckle or collapse. as Lightning Mcqueer Lasers. That's literally all he does whether out of arousal or Forces minorities Unclenched fists always ready to strangle enemies of the state despair, only the fallen know and children to be Iron Man when he gets too incompetent to do his own damn job M----------- is so addicted to overcompensating that he built fake muscles into his suit "And the truth became so hideously clear: Never killed a human, just a lot of communists If there ever was a sweet Jesus andif there ever was a God, that god was War Machine" Alcoholic - I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream At least 12 weapons of mass destruction protruding from each appendage, each of which could level a small continent or bring down a 3rd world government in the span of a few hours Diaper fetish His two 14 inch stallion grade meat pistons each have 17 confirmed kills and left many more permanently disabled and in constant orgam His "personality" consists entirely of OMG ROASTED SAVAGE So gullible that he actually beleived Pepper when she told him the kid wasn't COMPILATION #435 and unfunny sarcasm Got legs f------ shattered by stark's fagbot, gets up and keeps serving his country without so much as a complaint Tries to quit at every possible interval because he's a lazy p------------ Happy's Signed the Sokovia Accords Signed the Sokovia Accords so his wife would come back because that's what America Bombed muslim children would want him to do Bombed muslim children for America money

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