"Fairy Nectar. Oh boy, what a fucking piece of goat shit. First you go inside and before you can even take your pants off you have to pay a huge registration fee to some receptionist bitch! And as soon as you do that she tells you to get your dick out and jerk off in front of her so she can measure you! What if I'm not into that? What is I brought friends with me? What, you don't even have a privacy screen?! What the fuck were they fucking thinking?! So if you tell her you're uncomfortable jacking off in front of her she'll sit on it and do it herself, and that part is actually not so bad, but then she tells you that you're too big for almost everyone in the whole brothel and the only girls you can choose are fatter than the Atari 5200! And they will NOT give you back that registration fee, so you just gotta bite that bullet, but even if you do, trying to stick your dick in these fairies is like trying to fit an Intellivision game into the cartridge slot! I wipe my ass with this brothel! I'd rather fuck a salamander with snow gear on! I'd rather get pegged by a hyena! I'd rather have a room full of lilim take a diarrhea dump on my chest! I mean, what the FUCK were they THINKING?!"