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![LATIMES.COM/CALENDAR TELEVISION Los Angeles Times BUNDAY, FY GARY 2e TELEVISION ВOЈАСK CREATOR'S NOTE: In the sarly seasons, Princess Carolyn (voiced by Amy Sedaris), made a monster commute from Silver Lake to Santa Monica. Bob- Waksberg soid it explains the character's temperament: "That would drive any person to madness." HORSEMAN'S LOS ANGELES: A FIELD GUIDE "PUT THE CORPSE ON ICE, I'M ON MY WAY." WORK: Vigor Tower looms tall above a famillar stretch of Santa Monica Beach. (Netflix) PRINCESS CAROLYN You've been ensconced in one of LA's hippest neighborhoods so long you gentrifled it before the hlpsters did. a glitzy highrise overlooking the Santa Monica Pler-and then at your own shingle, Vim- mercifully closer to home- you've distingulshed yourself as one of the best agents in Holly- WOo. And certainly the most tireless. BY MATT BRENNAN AND AIDA YLANAN Ambilious talent agent BOJACK HORSEMAN those times you most definitely don't want to be seen, it's a straight shot down Crescent Heights to your regular water- ing hole, Bellican's.) EAT: Like Colombo's in Eagle Rock, another of the city's satis- fying red-sauce spots, the clen- tele at Sandro's Place is smat- tered with celebrities-Miss Carrle Underwood, Miss Carey Mulligan and Miss Carey, Mari- ah, to name three-but t's stll quiet enough for date night with your baby daddy. white-knuckling her way to having it all. Persian cat. Springfield. South Park. Arlen. Quahog. Most cartoons are set in fictional cities, or real cities' highly fictionalized equivalents. The same PLAY: Your one day off a year might involve a bottle of red wine and a few episodes of "The Good wite in your con- do, if you're lucky. But why bother? It's only a matter of time until someone comes to your door with another fire to put out. Oh, fish! Self-loathing, alcoholic ex-sitcom star diving head first into his second LIVE; Ah, Siver Lake. There's nothing more relaxing than a brisk walk around the reservolr. Your spolled client/ex-boyfriend may force you to "duck and roll" rather than try to park near your apartment, but no matter: WORK: The studio system may have broken up decades ago, but it still means some- thing in Hollywoo to report to set daily under Parrotmount Studios' içonic water tower or on the Sony lot, a stone's throw from the house David Selznick built for "Gone with the Wind." It certainly beats judging on "Felicity Huffman's Booty Acad- emy: Los Angeles." "I'M RESPONSIBLE act - with mixed results. FOR MY OWN Thoroughbred horse. HAPPINESS? can't be said of Netflix's "BoJack I CAN'T EVEN BE RESPONSIBLE WORK: CAA UTA WME. GTFO! First at Vigor-in Horseman," which is ending its six- season run this year. As creator LIVE: The higher the ground, the higher your status on Hollywoo's merciless food chain. That's why musicians and movie stars have called this neighbor- hood of lavish, glassed-in cages - er, mansions-home for de- cades. It may be lonely above it all in Laurel Canyon, but the glittering views of the city below are to die for. (Just don't throw yourself off the balcony.) FOR MY OWN BREAKFASTI" Raphael Bob-Waksberg told The Times, the animated series' CREATOR'S NOTE: PLAY: Before hanging out at Grimth Observa- tory and re-watching old episodes of "Horsin Around" became your hobbles of choice, you started out as a stand-up at the Laugh Shack, the Comedy Store, and other Hollywoo institutions. Recapture the glory days by sneaking in for an up- and-comer's set. Maybe you'll get "pressured" into going on stage. "VVE FINALLY Supervising director Mike Hollingsworth set the fone for the series loving satire of the city with the pilot presentation, in which BoJack goes to Chabeau anthropomorphized "Hollywoo" – its look developed by production designer Lisa Hanawalt - is “not Toontown from '[Who Framed] Roger Rabbit.' It's Los Angeles." REALIZED: I'M GOOD AT 771aRmo set PEOPLE LIKING ME." EAT: Whether you prefer old- school haunts like Craig's and The Ivy or newer imitators like Elefante - with its eye-catching statue of an elephant urinating in a crocodile's mouth - West Hollywoo is the place to see and, more importantly, be seen. (For a grocery store called J'Vons - a very LA. mash-up of JONS and Vons. I showed that you c an be ailly onl PEUVEEN . bound to ruun into eager produc- ers, potential co-stars and sev- eral of your ex-wives at hotspots like the Sunset Tower Hotel and the Chateau Marmoset punch, but that's no reason not to recall the current governor, challenge him to a ski race, amend the state constitution, learn to ski, lose to your friend Todd, campaign to replace him and drop out so your ex-wife Jessica Biel can run o y ene i hove lee CREATOR'S NOTE: Bob-Waksberg develo ped the entertainer never turns down a gig-which is why we'll find you headlining "Untited Horsin Around Knocko," co-starring in the detective drama Philbert" and emceeing the Golden Globes. But your most high-profle role may be as host of the beloved game show "Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!" WORK: A consummate iote character, voiced by Will Arnett, after crashing at a friend of in your place. It's the California way. a friend's "isolating" Laurel Canyon home. LIVE: Spanish-style villa in Beverly Hills? Ultra-modern manse in Los Feliz? As long as you have ample space to entertain. Just remember: The city of Beverly Hills frowns upon backyard fracking. BoJack was his LSVE: Mansion for one. (Netflix) answer to the "I NEVER MR. PEANUT- BUTTER KNOW IF question, "Who would live in this house?" I CAN HANDLE ANE GUYEN ANYTHING. EAT: That "Birthday Dad" greeting card won't get made into a movie-turned-prestige TV show without some schmoozing! Trust us: You're PLAY: Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger may have beaten you to the THAT'S WHAT Relentlessly upbeat friend, husband, thespian and gubernatorial candidate. Labrador Retriever. LIVE: It's not really close to anything, and it's kind of close to everything: Your kitschy mid- century dingbat in Frogtown tries to evoke "Hollywoo glam- our," but its grim, "post-divorce" interior is sure to leave you Le Triste. That's all right, though: Everything you need is on your Macbook, which you can tote to the set of "Philbert" or on as- MAKES MY LIFE SO ity ghostwriter- blogger-turned- ng producer- 4 author. EAT: Writers who double as creatures of habit will have their own Hollywoo faves: Your sand- wich spot of choice might be Fat Sal's or Philippe's. Whichever way you slice the roast beef, hold onto that punch card so you can score the 11th hoagie for free. EXCITING." and Relatable Content as a celebrity ghostwrit- er. Going viral with a trending listicle at Girl Croosh isn't a bad way to get your name out there, either: The office is just down the street from the LA. bureau of its prede- SHEWWICAWS WORK: No wonder you ended up atop the SoCal tech heap at WhatTimeIsItNow.com: From women-only rideshare Cabracadabra to Tinder-for- asexuals All About That Ace, you could invent circles around those doofuses at Headspace and Snapchat. Sure, your clown/ dentist start-up ran afoul of the Better Business Bureau, but you can't hit a home run if you don't take a swing! TODD CHAVEZ 0000 signment for Crooshing USA's FARK WORK: A Hollywoo writer's life sometimes means serving up frappucinos at Starbucks while waiting for your McSwee- ney's piece to take off. Some- times it means tweeting Real Slacker, schemer and hanger-on with an interest in gaming, childcare and aserual next viral video. cessor, Buzzfeed, PLAY: Since parties make you anxious in a "real broad it's best to hang out with your some culture. MOCA's "Women on the Wall: An Explorationo Gender in Text and Media: Bar bara Kruger and Jenny Hobe in Conversation with Helen Molesworth" might be a start. Be sure to silence your NPR- ringtone before the show. sense," favorite person and spend a Sunday afternoon soaking up visibility. Human. LIVE: If you're willing to crash at a friend's place, no neighborhood in Hollywoo is off limits-you may never live in a house this fancy again! Just be sure to keep an eye on your PLAY: Some nights, you're playing Zip Zap Zop with your buds at Groundlings or Shenanigags. Others, you're on triangle duty at the Hollywoo Bowl, Whatever it is, you never PLAY: The scene outside Hollywoo's premiere improy theater, Shenanigags. (Netflix) 10](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/758/238/3b6.jpg)
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