Dick Flattening / Yes Honey - Doomguy's D--- Flattening

>"Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!"
>Doomguy silently walks up
>Pulls out his dick
>Massive 13.666 inch long demon-slaying argent-fueled monster cock
>It's mere presence causes all women in a 5 mile radius to cum
>Shoe Breaks
>Stick Breaks
>Rolling Pin Breaks
>Tire Breaks
>Hydraulic Press Breaks