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![File: 7F5F24C4-62CF-4005-B098-B(...).jpg (11 KB, 300x300) O Anonymous (ID: EGFTA) E 03/07/20(Sat)10:59:21 No.246931748 >>>246932992 >>246933830 >>246935698 >>246936317 >>246936682 >>246936982 >>246937051 >>246937340 >>246937941 >>246938849 >>246939031 >>246939253 >246939293 >>246940283 >>246941575 >>246942156 >>246943148 >>246943526 >>246946665 >>246947138>246948083 >>246949191 >>246950134 >>246951273 Listen fat, here's the deal. Back in 64, knew a neighborhood kid named Green Bean. Guy was 7'4 inches tall, thought he was a real good basketball player. Well Jack there's a new sheriff in town. And if you don't like it you can get out there and vote for the other Biden. I don't want your vote. Look, you know, you know the thing. Hey man, Corn Pop didn't take no malarkey. I'm running for senate here in North Carolina, and that's the bottom line. O Anonymous (ID: eZSv/4X ) E 03/07/20(Sat)11:02:13 No.246932049 O Anonymous (ID: 7hya7QN8 ) [•I 03/07/20(Sat)12:40:14 No.246942156 ► File: 1583504791512 jpg (93 KB, 620x670) I've been looking for more like this. >>246931748 (OP) I love malarkeyposting O Anonymous (ID: 7haNSAI7 ) E 03/07/20(Sat)11:11:10 No.246932992 ► File: 1582211052679.gif (930 KB, 200x133) O Anonymous (ID: 4TEIFF) 03/07/20(Sat)11:53:59 No. 246937340 >>246945832 Maakeypostig >>246931748 (OP) Is Joe Biden the metaphysical embodiment of the boomer meme? >>246931748 (OP) tyrone lauahing for almost 20 aeons O Anonymous (ID: rBaxgeyw ) * 03/07/20(Sat)11:22:40 No.246934125 O Anonymous (ID: QUG7R7OR) O 03/07/20(Sat)12:49:30 No.246943148 ► File: serveimage-172.jpg (40 KB, 800x554) >>246943002 >>246943043 >>246948211 O Anonymous (ID: (PIS01CK) 03/07/20(Sat)13:33:40 No.246948211 ► >>246931748 (OP) When, when, when, that other guy was president, and I was in the white house, I would carry around spare change. You see spare change would make my pocket jingle. It reminded me of the penny whistles I would buy as a kid. Me and my friend Tom would walk, not ride mind you but actually walk to a...a..a. I can't remember the name of the place but they sold penny whistles. Anyway me and Toms pockets were always jingling. And that's when, why, I. So lf you like change, you should vote for me. Yeah penny whistle. That's malarkey but I believe it >>246934125 He actually said this. O Anonymous (ID: GYk+b9Pm) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:18:47 No.246939923 File: 1583378590085.png (292 KB, 397x562) I mean pete's sake you got dads out here sayin' their sons aren't allowed to play dolls. Hell, I owned dolls. First gift my dad ever gave me was a doll. It was a sock, filled with borax. Soft as a wooden t--, sure, but it kept me warm on cold nights. And there were cold nights at the white house. O Anonymous (ID: S1OESFI2) 03/07/20(Sat)12:52:54 No.246943526 ► O Anonymous (ID: LSY6W600) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:12:34 No.246939253 File: 1583023356039 jpg (109 KB, 1024x630) >>246931748 (OP) Malarkeyposting is going to be fun this year. >>246931748 (OP) Listen Jack, here's the deal! number one. You damn liar, number one one. Number one no number one stomps my ass. Corn-pop can a testament one to that. Number one, number two. Number two is that listen Jack. Number one I'm hanging on to that torch buddy boy. Number three, l'll challenge you to a pushup contest any day of the number two: listen fatass, I was never involved with my son's consultant involvement, and number three? Well, listen fat, I know all about racism. Back in my home town, the group I used to run around with would always go to the soda fountain on the east side of town, because there weren't as many colored folks around in those days. I said "now why would we hike all the way across town when there's a perfectly fine soda fountain right here? It was called Othello's and you could get a lime phosphate there for 10 cents. My friends said they were afraid of getting jumped on the walk home, which I thought was just so dang racist. They also had licorice whips. So one day I said "no, I'm not walking all that way, we're staying", cause it was August and it was like 94 or 95 degrees out there. MALARKEY DETECTED So we went to Othello's instead and got some malts and one fella got a grape nehi. So yeah, Danny got his head caved in with a tire iron later that day when a gang of black dudes caught him walking home, but for the rest of us it worked out just fine. And salt water taffy, they had that there, too. Anyways, my time is up. O Anonymouus (ID: EKOFJ-FO) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:00:05 No.246937941 ► >>246939462 O Anonymous (ID: GYk-69PM) 03/07/20(Sat)12:13:55 No.246939405 >>246939684 >246939945 File: 1583470723803.jpg (187 KB, 1366x768) >>246931748 (OP) Malarkey posting might be even better than jebposting BID Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days - to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn't listen to me. I said, 'Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or l'll come up and drag you off.' Well, he came off, and he said, T'll meet you outside. eren beter han jebposting My car this – was mostly, these were all public housing behind us. My car – there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And I- and he said, l'll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright Mouse the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, 'What am I gonna do?" And he said. 'Come down here in the basement, where mechanics – all the mechanics – where all the pool builder is.' You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, "You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, 'you may cut me man, but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head. I said, "You're kidding me.' He said, 'No if you don't, don't come back.' And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang 'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel, gettin' em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, 'First of all,' I said, 'when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and l'll kick you out again, but I shouldn't have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize. O Anonymous (ID: HorgEpe ) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:16:44 No.246939684 >>246941402 O Anonymous (ID: Afcoojet ) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:32:58 No.246941402 ► >>246942013 >>246939405 This is the best because he actually said this. F------ best time line >>246939684 i dont believe this. this quy sounds demented O Anonymous (ID: Zy61Q7Wo ) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:38:58 No.246942013 ► >246942544 >>246941402 full segment. fifteen minutes of life you'll never get back. once they add Michelle to the ticket Joe's campaign will be much more restricted and scripted and he'll pick up a doctor death just like Hilary did. JOE IS THE INSURANCE >JOE IS THE INSURANCE https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg [Embed] Anonymous (ID: GYk-b9Pm) 03/07/20(Sat)12:43:36 No.246942544 >>246943737 O Anonymous (ID: JUV9G5ra) 03/07/20(Sat)12:29:10 No.246940982 ► File: 1583426535275.jpg (157 KB, 1024x768) >>246942013 >my name's joe biden vice president of biden so, it was 1972, I just got elected to the senate and bought a 7O' GTO with my first paycheck. Money went a lot further in those days, before all our money was spent on diversity and foreign investment. You see, people like me of 100% European stock, untainted blood since the time of Christ I'm talkin' folks, we're gonna be a minority soon...and that is a good thing? Wait, Barry how is that good? Anyway I saw Corn Pop at a redlight in his Nova, playing "The Who" really loud. "What is this fresh malarkey", I said as I pulled up next to his taxpayer shitbox. One rev, and I'm tellin ya, and corn pop was a bad hombre, but I'm telling you, one rev from the GTO and he chickened out. I caught up and ran him off the road, when I came up to the car he was trying to pull out a 32 from his sock but I wrapped 6 foot of chain around his skull before he could draw. His wife and kid were screaming but, things were different then and we got things done. Anyway, vote for me, or vote for the other Biden. POL IS CLOSED O Anonymous (ID: GKHVAN ) E 03/07/20(Sat)13:13:37 No.246945832 ► >>246937340 Watch your words there, jack. Youre heading up malarkey creek without a paddle O Anonymous (ID: pWDzcQwj ) E 03/07/20(Sat)13:32:40 No.246948106 > File: A_bad_dude png (143 KB, 450x300) O Anonymous (ID: EGITA) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:45:25 No.246942752 File: C638189C-COD1-48B2-BFD2-A(---).jpg (63 KB, 600x314) >gotta have my pops POPS Look man, they put me up on this tower as if I was superspade or something. Now when me and the last quy were in the White House, we didn't take no with a O Anonymous (ID: RgS/MJP) E 03/07/20(Sat)13:59:35 No.246951273 > File: 0919_biden_630x420.jpg (26 KB, 640x427) cornpop. I knew a guy named malarkey who was gonna cut switchblade, which brings me back to my second point. Number one, the soda fountain don't take no coloreds anymore which is bad news for the ones that number two. This is the real deal jack and if you don't buy it well you know. >>246931748 (OP) you're a lying dog-faced pony soldier! O Anonymous (ID: ND30/DZM ) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:22:05 No.246940265 ► File: A06CF292-56C8-4348-B021-E(...).png (287 KB, 1561x1079) He actualy sad ths. Listen here, the deal is we have to make Obama president again. Make sure to vote this Saturday, vote for the guy not democrat! O Anonymous (ID: FN4K8KC/ ) E 03/07/20(Sat)13:57:36 No.246951042 File: bidenbased.jpg (46 KB, 637x355) >Listen here, Jack. I'm the one who met with Ting Tang Pao in '92. Together, we wrote the bill to open up the reservoirs and get the water in. I'm the only one who can help Flint, Minnesota. Now, my best friend, Barack Obama, God rest his soul; the last thing he ever told me was "Joe, make sure you let them know about the bills. What day is it? O TEXT JOE to PO Box 1488 Scranton PA (ID: Zy61Q7wo ) 03/07/20(Sat)12:05:44 No.246938503 > >>246941081 File: JoeMichelle3.png (644 KB, 833x719) Michelte O e be his Sure, Florida has alligators, Jack, everyone knows that. The thing is they have pythons and armadillos too. They may be little hard to catch but they all make a great soup. I'm Boe Jiden vote for me every chance you get! running mate O Anonymous (ID: 32LVHbkb) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:50:00 No.246943207 ► O Anonymous (ID: QDj9uzR6 ) E 03/07/20(Sat)11:57:52 No.246937728 >>246943207 >>246946076 >>246948836 File: they see me rollin.jpg (2.27 MB, 2589x1954) >>246937728 that's a real quote isn't it? What about, hey, what about me, huh? Don't I get a chance to respond? Thank you. Now listen here, pal, number one, I wrote that bill. I wrote that bill that you're talking about, so number one is that, and also Barrack Obama, President Obama, I worked with him in getting legislation passed that would END children getting picked up in vans on the street in broad daylight by creeps and deviants. So number one it couldn't be any more clear that Donald Trump fears me more than any one else on this stage. tis guy sund demental So that's number two. Number one, my plan has an option that allows people to not choose, to choose I should say, to choose an option for their health care provider that doesn't allow them to choose outside, to choose outside their provider, and gives them a choice in their provider, because lots of folks like their providers and don't want to give them up! So what are we talking about up here?? That's number three. Number one is, well, I guess I'm out of time. I don't know why I listen to the time nobody else up here does. But I wrote that bill that you were talking about Ber-Senator. I wrote that bill. O Anonymous (ID: 0+k3Gkzw) 03/07/20(Sat)11:39:44 No.246935858 ► O Anonymous (ID: 987HID00 ) E 03/07/20(Sat)13:39:06 No.246948836 ► C'mon man, everyone up here is talking about the first amendment. I'm the only one who wrote the bill! When we went to Iraq we got things done! l'l never forget the day I was in the white House and we had no toilet paper, and that's why I'm the only one who can defeat Trump! >>246937728 It's like reading James Joyce. O Anonymous (ID: (UITXTSV) E 03/07/20(Sat)12:10:27 No.246939031 >>246931748 (OP) Trump voter here. I have to say, I'm impressed by Smokin' Joe Biden's big d--- energy. Had a look and he's got my vote. IOWA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/778/275/04a.png "/pol/ transcribes Joe Biden speeches | /r/4chan")
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