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Mildly Interesting - Telegram that I found from a letter I sent to Lemony Snicket a LONG time ago | /r/mildlyinteresting

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Time stoops to no man's lure." FROM Lemony Snicket I hope this telegram arrives safely, unlike me STOP It appears to leave out iportant lettrs STOP Supicion is like a horrible fire, becaue it spreads quickly STOP Count Olaf will stop at nothing to get what he wants, including posing as an innocent reder of very sad books STOP That would be an evil thin to do STOP You should be ashamd of yourself STOP It is not dfficult to shave the space between one' eyebrows or cover a tattoo with peanut utter STOP Of cours your guardian is probably also in disguse STOP Who kows what you are hidin underneath your bed? STOP In the presen sitution, it would be articularly roblematic for me to commnt on the Baudelaire case STOP I look forwar to the Very Fine Day when treachery is nowhere, and we can correspond freely STOP!

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