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The Virgin Scout Main The Chad Heavy Main Uses laughing emote after every kill a great asset to his team Always gets on well with his teams medic Probably wearing fantastic Soviet attire "gg ez" Probably uses cosmetics painted bright vibrant colours, looks like an obnoxious prick Kills friendlies/people pissing about Cares more about having fun than getting a high KD or winning the match gives sandviches to all his teammates Spends countless hours "Nooo!!!11! you have to play the objective" practicing in MGE, even though their "career" as a competative TF2 player is going to go absolutely Will probably Kazotsky Kick his way to victory Pootis nowhere if he is playing seriously, he will probably singlehandedly help his team push through a chokepoint Will try to lecture his teammates about how to play the game Will preach the good will of Lenin and Marx

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Virgin Scout v. CHAD HEAVY


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Mar 30, 2020 at 08:40PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, scout tf2, heavy tf2, scout, heavy, tf2, team fortress 2, virgin walk, chad stride

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