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THE C.D.C. ALLOWS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO DIE EVERY DAY BECAUSE THEY ARE LAZY HEARTLESS BASTARDS. THAT THE JOKE.

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I guess we should retire the expression "avoid it like the plague given how little effort people put into avoiding an actual plague

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Apr 21, 2020 at 02:26AM EDT

jalford refuses to do research and refuses to believe that the C.D.C can't just magic up a vaccine.

THAT'S the joke here.

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