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THE CHAD FICTIONAL The virgin actual Viking FANTASY VIKING cool helmet inspires fear and admiration No shield, he just runs into the battle Old rusty helmet with no coordination or planning whatsoever doesn't even like killing, it was his only option Fully nude except one random shoulderpad other than starvation stupid quilted shirt is his only armour stands in a big gay "shield wall'" with fellow virgins awesome leather wrist thingies scared to fight, never leaves formation badass axe lets him Wears a bunch doesn't even know what chop both the enemy of smelly rags weak little spear is his main weapon fabric is, wears rawhide and his own face boxers covered in filth from left with scraps after jarl takes all the good pot for himself Routinely fights 15th century knights, and other foes from 400 trudging muddy river banks years in the future KHY

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded May 02, 2020 at 05:35PM EDT

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