Imagine how they waited for Doomslayer to come up with a witty comeback to their sass, and his witty comeback is a goddamn chainsaw to the abdomen.

He's come to learn the ways of Helltaker. A man that can rhythmically slide his chad self through hell and back with nary a scratch on him.

Or maybe Helltaker's Doomguy's dad. He got the mass and badassery from him, while his many moms sort of just piled together to create a stoic ball of murderous destruction.