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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOu GUYS ACTUALLY AGREED TO PLAY DND WITH ME AND CONNIE! THIS Is GONNA BE GREAT! DID ANYONE NEED ANY HELP MAKING THEIR CHARACTER? DON'T WORRY STEVEN! I'VE ALREADY READ THE RULEBOOK SEVERAL TIMES, AND I'M CERTAIN MY CHARACTER IS GOING TO BE MECHANICALLY FLAWLESS IN BATTLE AND BACKSTORY! RULES D&D FOR ANYONE INTERESTED, I'VE PREPARED AND PRINTED A 13 PAGE LONG EXPLANATION OF HER HISTORY AND WHY SHE BECAME A PALADIN! WHICH WE WILL NEVER KNOW ABOUT IF YOU DON'T ROLL HIGH ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THE PLOT TWIST... RULES D&DE GARNET, THAT'S CHEATING! You CAN'T PREDICT THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE STORY! ACTUALLY, IT'S IN CHARACTER BECAUŠE I'M MULTICLASSING AS A DIVINATION WIZARD AND A FIGHTER, WHA...? HOW DID THAT...? IT'S A SURPRISE. OKAY... AMETHYST, WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AS? AND WHERE'S YOUR CHARACTER SHEET...? DID YOU EVEN RÖLL A CHARACTER? I'MMA 'BOUT TO. PLERGH FHOW'SH ZHISH? EWWW... ER. RIGHT.... -SO.A. BARBARIAN THEN? PERID I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!! I'M PLAYING ARTIFICER, WHICH IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST CLASS EVER! I'VE DONE RESEARCH AND I HAVE ALL OF MY STATS LOGGED HERE! IF I FOLLOW MY CAREFULLY CÔNSTRUCTED PLAN, BY LEVEL 20 NONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM BECOMING THE NEXT GAME MASTER! THAT'S NOT HOw... NEVERMIND. LAPIS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOST OF THIS MEANS, BUT ACCORDING TO MY CHARACTER SHEET I GET TO STAB PEOPLE. A LOT. A ROGUE, THEN...? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT EITHER, I'M JÚST HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH MY FRIENDS! THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO LOOK IT, BISMUTH! BUT ALSO, I'M GONNA PLAY A FORGE CLERIC, SO YOU BETTER HOPE THOSE ENEMIES YOU'RE COOKING UP CAN TAKE OUR BEEFED UP ARMOR CLASSES! ACTUALLY READ YOu O COVER LIKE PEARL, DIDN"T YOU... SIGH CONNIE, DO YOU THINK THIS'LL BE OKAY? I'M NOT SURE HOW-- ..CONNIE? DON'T WORRY, STEVEN. NOTHING THEY DO CAN SURPRISE ME. DOAMONDS DANGER! AND I'M MORE THAN READY TO TAKE A BIT OF REVENGE FOR ALL THE EMOTINAL BAGGAGE THEY BURDENED YOU WITH. DIAMONDS DANGER! OH NO. THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE. DID SOMEONE SAY DED?! THEN YOU BETTER GET READY FOR SOME SLAM BARDIC INSPIRATION!! CD

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