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LISTEN HERE YA SPIKE-COCKED, TAR-EYED, PLANK-SHAPED, SEWER-ASSED RODENT ANALOGUES! I'M GONNA SHEAR THAT THIN FILM OF SLIME YOU CALL SKIN FROM YER SPINDLY HUSK AND MAKE A F------ RAINCOAT OUT OF IT! I'M GONNA SLAM MY FIST DOWN YER THROATS, RIP YER INKY INNARDS OUT AND STITCH A LEATHERY SACK OUT OF EM! I'M GONNA SAW YER WEE LEGS OFF AND TURN YOUR HOLLOW LEGBONES INTO F------ FLUTES! I'M GONNA CRAFT A MAKESHIFT PIPE BAG OUT OF THE RANCID MATERIALS I HAVE HARVESTED FROM YER TWITCHING BODIES, AND THEN I'M GONNA COME AROUND AND PLAY A NICE TUNE AT YER FUNERAL CEREMONIES! BEFORE I PISS ON YER F------ GRANDMA!!!!

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R34 CUSTODES (KITTEN) F----- PERMIT N° 000000000000000004 AUTHORIZID By: CAPTAIN GENERAL OF
IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE 42ND MILLENNIUM. THERE CAN BE NO VICTOR.
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Uploaded May 26, 2020 at 12:15PM EDT

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If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device

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