The Sims is basically playing house in a videogame. Except the barbie dolls can look like anything you want em to look like. And that you can mod it to hell to make freaks of nature.

So it's objectively the best form of playing house

Yeah, all the women I know can't decorate worth crap. My sister never cleans and my mom has the minimum required amount of furniture she needs. Same thing with my grandmother, too!

It was usually me or my dad that hung any sort of pictures or paintings in the house.