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Name Adolf Hitler Hermann Göring Heinrich Himmler Joseph Goebbels Reinhard Heydrich Joachim von Ribbentrop Albert Speer Martin Bormann Rudolph Hess Karl Dönitz Blondi Portrait Commander of the Navy Hitler's Dog 1. Gift to Hitler from Martin Role Fuhrer Commander of the Luftwaffe Commander of the SS Minister of Propaganda 1. Murdered his six children Director of the Gestapo . Got the job because he'd because he didn't want them read a British book about spies noblemen ruled Britain Minister of Foreign Affairs Minister of Architecture Hitler's Chief of Staff Deputy Fuhrer Notable Incidents 1. Said he wanted to retire 1. WWI Ace fighter pilot who 1. Owned a secret wizard 1. Believed a secret cabal of 1. Engaged in mass slave labor 1. Hated his brother so much 1. Stole a plane so he could 1. Specialized in submarine of Jews because he wanted to that when he was told by build cool-looking buildings and focus on his painting served with the Red Baron, castle negotiate an end to the war warfare; probably did the Bormann |2. King of England tried to major hero who joined the Nazis early on 2. Terrified of cats 2. Tried to restore the Knights to live in a non-Nazi world and knew some of the lingo Hitler to deliver a letter to with Britain by speaking to an most damage to the Allies of 2. Stayed with Hitler even in 3. Had 15 women taste his him, he found another random unimportant Scottish noble any single German officer he'd never met but had heard 2. Escaped execution for his one in return but accidentally for carrying out his plans while 2. Once had to meet Hitler in about from a guy who'd met crimes because the British of the Round Table (Göring and Himmler didn't; 2. Earned the names "God of shake his hand; he thought he 2. Convinced Nuremburg the Fuhrerbunker food for poison before eating 2. Got shot in the leg and 3. Built a crypt to house rings their kids were released Death" and "Man with an was doing a Nazi salute; did judges to kill his subordinates guy and told him to do it 3. Hated by Eva Braun 4. Declared a random tribe gained a morphine addiction; of dead SS officers to bind by the Allies unharmed) Iron Heart" 4. Hitler's love for German ballooned in weight and was them to eternal SS service were also guilty of most of them and realized it would be in Germany during WWII of Native Americans he'd 2. Created a military unit of 3. Died when he took an smacked the king in the face; sparing him because he the presence of his brother; him one time years before; Shepards made them popular never met to be honorary Aryans; refused to do so for nearly always high as a result 4. Tried to escape the children, amputees, and old open-roof car onto an tried to make it look like his opposed the plans he himself they stood side-by-side so they did not consult Hitler before 3. Covered up his brother's British by calling himself men; couldn't even get them unsecured road and assassins own fault had ordered doing this could face Hitler without super awkward to prosecute 5. Mother of five puppies Italians crime of helping Jews escape "Heinrich Hitzinger" enough guns came for him; instead of just 3. Demanded all British 3. After release from prison, having to look at each other 2. During his trial, claimed to him 6. Hitler was given cyanide 5. Claimed to be literally 5. Instituted a breeding driving away, pulled a gun and ordered the car to stop so (overruled by Hitler) because it would make him 3. Was 5'5"/165cm diplomats do the Nazi salute wrote several books about 3. Slavishly loyal to Hitler suffer from amnesia to avoid 3. Got appointed as President capsules by Himmler; later possessed by a mystical look bad; this only made it 4. Doctorate in Philosophy program between easier for the brother to keep Norweigian women and 4. Hated by everyone; answering questions; finally admitted he was lying how he was "the good Nazi" of Germany after Hitler's came to view Himmler as a A---- spirit to Mussolini; 5. Wife's stepfather was he could personally shoot at 4. Tried to get the USSR to tolerated only because he death solely because he was traitor but couldn't get more Mussolini felt "completely helping Jews escape handsome Germans |Jewish; she made no attempt them, thus giving them join the Axis without asking was genuinely a fantastic officer worker 3. Hanged himself in prison in 1987 at the age of 93 5. Body found on the side of a 4. Practicing psychic the most important poison, so he tested one on his rson disoriented" and didn't know 4. Delegated work to others 6. Tried to save a Jew who to save him, he died in a camp another chance to kill him Hitler first left who was definitely not dog; became inconsolable . Hitler personally blamed him for his own death, then return of German's African if he was joking or not so he could focus on collecting "looked A----" if he'd say 6. Göring believed his wife 5. Tried to negotiate for the involved in any attempts at when it worked 6. Convinced he was saved by fancy art and designing new he had a German ancestor was cheating on him with road, then disappeared; no 5. Expert astrologer assassinating Hitler 7. After Hitler's suicide, his uniforms that had nothing to or parent; Jew refused 7. Believed he was the 7. Blackmailed by nephew Will 5. Only major Nazi who didn't reincarnation of an ancient |destiny when Operation Hitler; evidence for this is ordered attacks on the |colonies without consulting one knows how he died, only 4. Only major action as animal handler took her Valkyrie failed to kill him do with his job sketchy at best assassins' villages, murdering Hitler; after Hitler told him to when and where president was to stall the puppies and shot them so the 7. Was once insulted by German king and Hindu god Göring, who said someone 8. Employed a child molester with his face shouldn't talk 1300 innocent people; stop, he continued to agitate 6. Convinced Hitler that if Russians as long as possible to Soviets couldn't capture them let soldiers escape west and Hitler, who later left Germany mind jokes at his expense; Churchill wanted to bomb for them without asking for Göring asked who leads 8. Hitler loved German loved hearing fat jokes Germany after he kills himself, he must be planning a power |and joined the US Navy German civilians in retaliation them back, confusing the surrender to Americans Shepards because he owned 8. Had a favorite alligator at 6. Owned multiple pet lions as his chief wizard advisor about the glory of the Ayran and had to be talked down British and French instead one between wars, had to the zoo; Russians seized it and 7. Spent the last year of the 9. Allowed a gay Jewish SS race 6. Got an elderly woman to grab, so Hitler arrested Göring sell it because of money, and it survived until 2020 it escaped its new owner and war throwing drug o----- b/c officer because he could help 8. Huge inferiority complex to Hitler according to everyone; adopt him in his 30s so he 10. Watched Charlie Chaplin's he had nothing to do after the find the Holy Grail could add a "von" to his name; came back to him anti-Nazi movie at least twice Luftwaffe was blown up 10. Was a professional chicken considered to be Hitler's most later complained when Göring 9. Extremely good girl 11. Sent a guy to the Eastern 8. Created a panzar tank farmer between wars loyal servant wouldn't use the von, so Front for joking that swatting division for the Luftwaffe 11. Joined a dueling club with 9. Took 5000 active duty Göring tried to smack him flies is a job for the Luftwaffe named after himself 9. Attended an important a Jewish president soldiers out of combat to with a baton but couldn't 12. Interviewed by Home & make a propaganda movie reach because he was too fat Garden for his innovative use meeting dressed as a Roman in 1945 7. Called Turkish ambassador of cacti as home decorations senator for no reason an untermensch to his face Wackiness Quotient 90% 90% 140% 90% 60% 80% 20% 50% 80% 0% 20% Benito Mussolini Victor Emmanuel Hideki Tojo Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim lon Antonescu Boris III Miklós Horthy Jozef Tiso Vidkun Quisling Name Hirohito Ante Pavelić Portrait Role Prime Minister of Italy |King of Italy Emperor of Japan Prime Minister of Japan President of Finland Prime Minister of Romania King of Bulgaria Regent of Hungary Puppet Leader of Slovakia Puppet Leader of Croatia Puppet Leader of Norway Notable Incidents 1. Got expelled from school 1. 5'0"/153cm 1. Legitimate scientist in 1. Agreed by everyone to be 1. Separated from his first 1. As a kid, was friends with a 1. Father got himself 1. Title: "His Serene Highness 1. Catholic priest-turned- 1. Wife was part-Jewish; still 1. Felt Norway should join when he stabed another | 2. Given following advice by marine biology; built a the most humorless man in wife in 1902, took until 1919 Jew who asked him to save a excommunicated from the the Regent of the Kingdom of politician worked with Nazis wWI, was vague about whose student his father: "To be a king, all laboratory in the Imperial Japan, had no hobbies except to bother divorcing her bunch of Jews during WWII; Catholic Church Hungary" 2. Blamed Jewish tavern 2. Hated Yugoslavia so much side 2. Wrote a romance novel you need to know is how to 2. Godson of Tsar Nicholas II 2. Despite Hungary being a 2. Joined communist party, Palace and published several bringing paperwork home real scientific papers 2. Was involved in an aborted obeyed owners for all alcoholism in that he was happy to make 3. Short career as a teacher with him then fascist party Russian plan to invade China 2. Father left his mother for a 3. Had his marriage legally |Jewish woman; absolutely "Kingdom," it had no king 3. Rear Admiral of Hungary, sign your name, read a the country Croatia into an Italian 4. Got kicked out of Italian newspaper, and mount a horse" 2. First Japanese prince to 2. "I am just an ordinary man pre-WWI registered by Mussolini 3. Helped open a store that would sell clothing cheaper protectorate 3. Went to communist Russia Socialist Party; invented leave Japan and visit Europe; with no shining talents" 3. Got a surprise birthday visit hated her for the rest of his 4. Agreed to join the Axis, but a landlocked nation 3. Attempted to surrender to as a military attache, bought fascism as a response 3. Only major leader during immediately played golf and 3. Kept trying to resign after by Hitler when he turned 75 life, but didn't hate the father refused to declare war on the 4. Openly called himself an than a nearby Jewish store Americans at the end of the lots of cheap art from 5. Said the USA, Britain, and both WWI and WWII |bet on horse races (royalty he realized the war was lost; 4. Refused to be president 3. Contracted syphilis as a Soviet Union; still declared antisemite; still refused to give 4. Made it illegal for Jews to war; was so irrelevant that desperate people, sold it in France were doomed because 4. Had opportunity to just end was forbidden from directly Hirohito kept forcing him to due to age and bad health; |"symbolic war" on Britain young man, leading to constant bizarre mood swings 5. Spent entire war trying to Germany 600000 of his own land, then made it illegal they refused to arrest him Norway 4. Nazis invaded Norway and of low birth rates, and that fascism right away; appointed handling money, so he told his stay until important generals was forced to take job by 825000 Jews for them to live in the country the USA would be overtaken Mussolini prime minster aides to do it) wanted him removed government against his will 4. Absolutely despised avoid sending Jews to Hitler 5. Spoke six languages with a without owning land or else told king to appoint Quisling foreign accent, including his be deported to Germany 5. Was forced by the pope to as prime minister, king said he'd rather abdicate 5. Nazis didn't even want him, by high birth rate blacks anyway because it meant 3. Almost didn't marry his wife 4. Blamed Theodore 5. Knew that Hitler hated Hungarians by using increasingly insane 6. Had no formal position; just communists couldn't seize because she had a color-blind Roosevelt for not letting Japan smoking, so he lit a cigar right 5. Was Hitler's favorite Axis ideas, including sending them native langauge marched to Rome and told the control relative annex all of Siberia after the in front of him leader besides himself; was to Palestine via Switzerland 6. Voted Prime Minister not deport the last 20000 6. Died of heart failure in would listen to talk about his 1943, possibly poisoned 5. Slapped people in the face 7. Taught the Dalai Lama how own country; this was despite 6. Full name: Boris Klemens king to appoint him as Prime 5. Had power to remove 4. Ate fried egg, sausage, Russo-Japanese War; hated 6. Ordered Finnish Jews to the only Axis leader Hitler against his well; refused to Jews in the country, still but he was the only person in accept unless he was given all managed to kill or deport all the powers of a king as well; others Minister; king obeyed Mussolini at any point; waited bacon, grilled tomato, and Americans afterward fight alongside Nazis the government who would 7. Did not hate Jews at all, until Americans reached Italy English tea for breakfast work with them considered Italian Jews to just because he was afraid people every day while giving them orders to fire a gun the fact that neither spoke Robert Maria Pius Ludwig was actually granted them 6. Fluent in Hewbrew 6. Norway abolished capital be normal Italians wouldn't listen to him 5. Built golf course in palace because he thought it helped each other's language Stanislaus Xavier 7. Absolutely, virtulently, punishment in 1905; executed 6. Ordered civilians of Saipan train people not descended 8. Called the master race idea 6. Declared Italy would join "nonsense, stupid, and idiotic" the Allies during WWII insanely hated communism beyond any reason, even by 6. Was so loved by Hitler that him anyway to commit suicide if the island from samurai he was the only other Axis 7. Name now means "traitor" 9. Was arrested and without telling any generals; was captured by Americans 6. Planned to annex Australia, leader besides Mussolini let the standards of the time in Norwegian in on Operation Barbarossa in advance 7. Refused a blindfold during imprisoned in a ski resort thousands of Italians were because he disliked the idea New Guinea, India, Pakistan, 8. Asked that his body not be 10. Terrified that people in the left in German-controlled of white people capturing Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, New buried in Hungary until "the future would think Hitler territory to die Japanese civilians Zealand, Alaska, Hawaii, last Russian soldier has left;" 7. Abdicated throne after 7. Tried to convert Japan to British Colombia, Yukon, |Washington state, Ecuador, all of Central America except invented fascism instead of his execution by firing squad; request was actually honored, him wWIl to convince people not Christianity after defeat saluted the executioners as and he was dug up and they killed him 8. Probably would not have 11. Owned a pet lion until his to vote the Italian Monarchy because he thought the reburied in 1993 wife forced him to get rid of it out of existence; failed Americans would go easier on Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Haiti, 9. Had a green-and-gold fellow Christians; MacArthur all Southeast Asia, and Macau been executed at all except dragon tattoo that took up forced him not to that the Soviet Union f------ the entire left side of his chest hated him Wackiness Quotient 60% 40% 50% 60% 20% 40% 20% 30% 40% 20% 40% Name Emperor Puyi Wang Jinwei Plaek Phibunsongkhram Philippe Pétain Rashid Ali al-Gaylani Portrait Puppet Emperor of Manchuria Puppet Leader of China 1. Loved England; tried to renounce royalty and move to and writer London so he could go to Role Prime Minister of Thailand Puppet Leader of Vichy France Prime Minister of Iraq Notable Incidents 1. Master calligrapher, poet, 1. Extreme Thai nationalist 1. Retired before WWI, called 1. Arab nationalist who hated British influence in Iraq despite being half-Chinese 2. First name means "strange" 2. Great friends with Charles 2. Claimed direct descent out of retirement to fight 2. Tried to assassinate the |in English; given it because he de Gualle Oxford University and rename last crown prince of China himself Henry from Muhammad 3. Became incredibly popular looked bizarre as a child 3. Completely opposed to 3. Unofficially joined the Axis 2. Brought to the empress on as a revolutionary hero right 3. Loved Mussolini and tried basically every action France in a bid to remove British her deathbed as a child, but up until he allied with japan to fashion all of his ideas and took between wars, felt they influence; Anglo-Iraqi War was so annoying that she had 4. Angry at the West's style based on him would weaken it if Germany lasted 29 days him removed so she could die exploitation of Chinese 4. Loved Thai traditions but invaded again 4. As he was defeated, his in peace 3. Didn't know how to blow on kick them out and do the resources, so he helped Japan wanted Thailand to look 4. After Germany invaded, government blamed Jews, |civilized to the West; forced French government dissolved leading to 700+ murders of itself and appointed him as soup to cool it, flush toilets, same thing everyone to wear Western local Iraqi Jews turn off faucets, or open doors 5. Name now means "traitor" clothing and eat with forks in the same way as Quisling leader because he was the instead of their hands (as was most important person left in tradition) until he was an adult 4. Was so fascinated by or Benedict Arnold France; took office at 84 |telephones that he called 6. Despite many assassination 5. Favorite book was named 5. Sentenced to life in prison random numbers constantly attempts on him, he died of "Jews of the East," which was after war; died at 95 years old to talk to unknown people complications from a different about the Chinese minority 6. Tried to use his position as 5. Was not taught anything assassination attempt from fore the war with Japan; living in Thailand leader of France to make out sex wedding; 6. Due to the way time zones people go outdoors hike had no idea what to do when h furious with not being able to work, was invaded by Japan more often he was alone with his new try him as a traitor, China both before and after the 7. In 1973, two insane guys wife; just left the room and tried his wife for treason attack on Pearl Harbor stole his coffin and body and left her in bed with a instead 7. Only Axis leader allowed to demanded he be reburied at concubine regain power after WWII; Verdun; were refused 6. Became horribly cruel after he realized he was a Japanese Americans liked that he hated communism puppet and everyone hated him; regretted his actions 8. Sent a declaration of war on the USA to his ambassador after the war ended and in Washington; ambassador almost committed suicide "accidentally" lost it and just B. Last emperor of China never sent it to Congress Wackiness Quotient 90% 20% 60% 10% 10% Name Neville Chamberlain Winston Churchill Franklin Delano Roosevelt Harry S. Truman Joseph Stalin Charles de Gualle Chiang Kai-shek Mao Zedong Josip Broz Tito William Lyon Mackenzie King John Curtin 是 Portrait Role Prime Minister of the UK Prime Minister of the UK President of the United States President of the United States General Secretary of the USSR Leader of Free France Chairman of Nationalist Party Chairman of Communist Party Leader of Yugoslav Partisans Prime Minister of Canada Prime Minister of Australia Notable Incidents 1. Died of butt cancer 1. Actually half-American 1. Had all pictures taken 1. S. in name does not stand 1. Hated his own son so much 1. Wanted to show how Paris 1. At 3 years old, swallowed a 1. Married against his will in 1. Had so many siblings die in 1. Considered to be humorless 1. Had problem where the iris of his left eye would disalign | 2. Actually really into eugenics while at a desk, table, etc, to for anything; period is literally that when the Nazis caught was retaken by the French, so pair of chopsticks to see if he an arranged marriage; ran infancy that no one is sure and have no charisma 3. F------ hated Gandhi, avoid being known as the part of it (Harry S. Truman) him and tried to have a he arranged a parade, but could; doctor had to save him away to escape it, thereby which number child he is 2. Kept his beliefs in occultism when he looked at things; had tried to make the government wheelchair president, but his 2. Worked as a haberdasher, prisoner exchange, Stalin | couldn't find enough French 2. Spent two years in the ruining his new wife, who died 2. Failed second grade; was in shame and ruin secret; communicated with no effect, but left him | let him die of a hunger strike disability was publically known railway timekeeper, clerk, refused; when son was killed soldiers, so he got Quebecois Japanese Army terrible at spelling throughout dead spirits constnatly, extremely self-conscious in French uniforms; still not especially his mother 3. Was going to move to USA; 3. Didn't want to enter wWI; 3. Encyclopedic knowledge of | couldn't get money for boat agreed to only if Britain itself cricket statistics (the sport) 4. Extremely clumsy; nearly even at the time mail sorter, and Shabbos Goy by a Nazi by accident, came 3. Got kidnapped by his own 2. At 68, found a 14 year-old entire life 2. Left school at 13 drowned in a lake, fell off a 2. Installed the current front (non-Jew who does tasks for to hate him slightly less enough, so he got Louisianans; generals when he refused to concubine bridge, fell several times from door on the Oval Office so you observant Jews during make peace with communists 3. Dropped out of school at while Japan invaded; finally because he'd managed to die still not enough, so he got in a way that was technically light-skinned Algerians and the age of 13 4. Refused to bathe or brush players kept stopping the horses, fell over while getting have to enter facing the desk; Shabbat); became a judge 4. Went to a soccer game; was attacked, then had to | off of a ship, crashed a plane, this made it impossible to see without a law degree; later heroic his wheelchair unless you put them in the back agreed and was released actually make good on that hit by a car applied for a law license while 2. Lenin wrote a letter to the 2. Personally hated by 4. Changed his name an teeth game to argue with the ref; 4. Met Hitler in 1937; believed 5. Extremely skilled landscape came right up to him president so he'd have government that said to not Churchill and FDR for being unknown number of times; 5. Had at least one STD; did Tito got angry at them for he would lead Germany to a painter, complimented by 3. Cousin of Theodore something to do after leaving give power to Stalin; Stalin incredibly irritating and most only stopped because he got nothing to avoid spreading it wasting time, so he stole the bright future and be the next other French leaders for Pablo Picasso Roosevelt, who told him that 3. Eyesight too poor to join stole the letter, led Lenin's too famous with his current to his concubines ref's whistle, appointed "Joan of Arc" 6. Forced Britain to invent an he wanted him to never wwI; got in by stealing an eye chart and memorizing it about how great he was funeral procession, and talked championing himself as the 6. Tried to send 15 million himself as the new ref, and 5. Kept a shrine to his dead one oxygen mask that lets you become president sole savior of France 5. Married two women at Chinese women to the USA dared the players to argue mother in his home smoke because he wanted to 4. Born into obscene wealth 4. Got to be Vice President 3. Once asked by his mother 3. Promoted to general just once; one died to Japanese, 7. Got angry at Stalin once; with his decisions 6. Kept and used a crystal ball smoke nonstop if attacked while on an airplane 5. Constantly cheated on his only because Democrats wife what he did, said he's "like the before France fell to Germany he divorced the other when responded by holding a 5. After capturing the fifth 7. Saw signs of the future in predicted FDR would die in tsar," mother complained that 4. Wrote several books after he met another woman who meeting with Khrushchev in a assassin sent by Stalin, sent a not just his tea leaves, but he should have been a priest wwI about how trench 7. When wife tried to make 6. Intentionally overlooked office and they hated his wouldn't marry him unless he swimming pool because he letter that said "stop or l'll also his shaving cream 8. Numerologist 9. Wrote in a journal every him go on a diet, he tampered British spies in the USA whose existing VP 4. Ordered records of his own warfare was useless and fast got a divorce didn't know how to swim send an assassin of my own, with the scale to show him as job was to blackmail anti-war 5. Met FDR only twice; almost birthday to be changed armor divisons were the 6. Specified that he wanted to 8. Claimed to swim a mile in and it won't take five tries" lighter than he really was senators because he also never informed of what was 5. Hired a guy to inseminate future; ignored by France, but be buried in China despite not 8 minutes (world record: 20) 6. Avoided anti-communist day from 1893 to 1950 8. Wrote an alt history short wanted to join the war going on with the war female chimps with human Germans stole his ideas and being able to leave Taiwan; 9. During WWII, refused to guards by borrowing a baby | 10. Owned multiple dogs that story about the Confederacy 6. Only told about the atom sperm in an attempt to build used them in the Blitzkrieg body is now on "temporary" use toilets, insisted on pooping and letting it poop in his lap were all named Pat display in a museum in Taiwan outside; finally persuaded to so they wouldn't bother him winning the Civil War 9. Tried to convince the USA bomb after becoming mutant soldiers 5. Absolutely f------ loved 11. Could speak to dogs using president 6. Was once kidnapped by his dogs, boasted of how he loved since 1975 stop post-war his psychic powers to invade Russia after 7. On deathbed, said only father and forced to work in them more than humans 7. American generals 10. Suffered from bowel | 6. Daughter had Down's, 7. Tried to have John Wayne he treated her extremely well, Check" defeating Germany regret was creating the CIA a shoe factory nicknamed him "Cash my problems; wife had to learn how to stick her fingers into |when she died, he genuinely 8. Flooded most important mourned her heavily assassinated his ass to solve them river in China to escape Japan; killed 2 million civilians Wackiness Quotient 10% 50% 20% 30% 80% 20% 30% 90% 60% 90% 10% Francisco Franco António de Oliveira Salazar Per Albin Hansson Pius XII 14th Dalai Lama Éamon de Valera Mohammed Zahir Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi Ibn Saud 同 Henri Guisan Caudillo of Spain King of Afghanistan 1. One of the few countries Prime Minister of Portugal King of Saudi Arabia 1. Full name: Abulaziz ibn Prime Minister of Sweden Роpe Dalai Lama Leader of Fianna Fáil General of Switzerland Shah of Iran 1. Family had a naval tradition, 1. Only European leader to 1. Extremely boring man who 1. Excommunicated Catholic 1. Became Dalai Lama in 1940 1. Born in NYC, probably to a 1. In Switzerland, "General" 1. Father believed that boys wanted to join the Navy, but the allow nonwhite members of just did his job well communists age 4; was considered to be Spanish immigrant father, no is a political position that received aid from both shown love by their fathers Abdul Rahman ibn Faisal ibn loss in the Spanish-American Parliament 2. Died a random heart 2. Dropped out of university way too old to take position one was ever able to find the appointed to someone during the Soviet Union and the became homosexual; since Turki ibn Abdullah ibn War forced Spain to stop 2. Refused to let go of his attack shortly after the war because the food was too 2. Only WWII leader still alive guy a time of crisis United States during the Cold this was his favorite son, he Muhammad Al Saud colonies even after Britain and ended 2. Wanted to become a priest, 2. Appointed to ensure abused him constantly awful; got a special order that today he could study at home recruiting War 2. 22 wives, 45 sons, unknown 2. Only one testicle 3. Only in charge because the France decolonized, leading to 3. Family did not speak the couldn't because he was Switzerland's neutrality; 2. Went to Italy for eye 3. Father was 6'4" (193cm), number of daughters, but years of completely pointless 3. Wanted to protect Europe Tibetan language ilegitimate actually planned to ally with surgery, cousin rebelled and he was not; constantly wore "many" from "the onslaughts of 4. CIA aided him in escaping 3. President of Ireland was a France if Germany attacked installed a republic; abdicated elevator shoes, had sex with tall women, and bragged two people above him on the overseas warS Nationalist side both died in 3. Dictator for 34 years securalism and liberalism" to India when China invaded ceremonial position at the 3. Declared that Switzerland's to avoid a civil war unrelated incidents 4. Basically a fascist in 4. Genuinely thought he could Tibet in 1959 time, leaving him de facto |decentralized political 3. Last King of Afghanistan about how the tallest stop WWI by going to Kaiser 5. Doesn't want China to Wilhelm and talking it out; 4. Obsessed with bullfighting, is practice, though he didn't use the strongest man in Ireland structure means no one in the 4. Might have become king mountain in Iran is taller than solely responsible for it still being the word himself "find" a fake Dalai Lama that 4. Refused to admit death country has the authority to again in 2002, but the USA the tallest one in Japan a thing 5. Only owned two pairs of was crushed when he failed will be a puppet, so he's camps were real not because surrender blocked it 4. Mother gave children magic 5. Set Spain's clocks backward to business suits that he cycled |5. Probably only got to be threatened to reincarnate in he genuinely believed it, but 4. Doubled size of military 5. Accidentally injured himself amulets to ward off the evil match Germany's and Italy's; Spain is still in the wrong time through every other day pope because the previous a Western country as a because he needed to claim every time he visited France eye; could use psychic dreams one during in 1939 and they |needed someone who was an 6. Hobbies include: gardening, discriminated-against people 6. Ordered that he be buried the Irish were the most 6. Photographer, chess player to learn the future woman 5. Forbidden from having a zone today 6. Invented the family tourist in an oridnary grave next to his farmer ancestors in his meditation, watch repair close relationship with his expert with Germany 6. Allowed Catholic priests to 7. Declared a boy in Tibet to the Axis and Allies were in Europe and wanted to claim package to make Spain a big small hometown mother to make him manlier; tourist destination baptize Jewish orphans to be the Pachen Lama (another morally equivalent to justify this and his father's treatment led to severe psychological problems 7. Was buried in the Valley of the legally claim they weren't high-ranking reincranation); Ireland's neutrality Fallen, a memorial for the dead Jewish to Germans, then tried China immediately arrested 5. Tried to punish Irish people of the Spanish Civil War; in 2019, to prevent them from being the boy and claimed the who joined the British military 6. Created a state cult around government got angry that fascists kept visiting it, so they sent back to Jewish relatives Pachen Lama was an during WWII Cyrus the Great to imply after the war was over unrelated child they could similarities between himself dug up his body and reburied it more easily control and the ancient leader 8. Intentionally made insane 9. Birth name: Lhamo 7. Once cancelled a lucrative demands to Hitler in exchange Dhondup, Full Religious Name: contract with Britain because for joining the Axis because he Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang an East German offered to let knew Hitler would refuse them; Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso him sleep with his tall wife Hitler said "I would rather have 10. You can follow him on three of my own teeth pulled out than speak to that man again" Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram 60% 20% 0% 30% 50% 20% 0% 10% 70% 20%

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Hitler: Terrible landscape painter, rejected by art school
Churchill: Skilled landscape painter, complimented by Picasso

Hitler: Hated smoking, tried to get it banned
Churchill: Smoked always, forced RAF to invent an oxygen mask compatible with cigars

I feel like you could get a Virgin vs Chad out of this.

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