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PAPERBACK PARADISE WAS WORTH LIKE $8.00 "BRO..." DID YOU FOR REAL JUST BREAK MY GARFIELD COLLECTOR'S MUG FROM MCDONALD'S? A TRAGEDY BY SADDENED FREN THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MUG SO MANY GOOD TIMES HAVING A DRINK ALL GONE NOW
Paperback Paradise 15878UF1 $1.00 Hot Literature for a Mature Adult It's always been his dream to paint Goblins with Huge Asses a novel about goblins with huge asses by Emily Sackenball The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green asses When Chris finished art school his professor warned him that no industry would view the giant, glistening goblin asses that he loves to paint as art, and that he would be better off painting trees or a clown. But Chris knew that he lived in America, the land where dreams are to be chased down and abducted, so he ignored the advice and painted obscene goblins with curvaceous, oiled asses to great success. And you know what? His dream came true. He opened his first gallery of goblins with huge asses, but the cops didn't like it. It's not p---, officer, it's called hentai and it's an art. The cops raided the gallery, but when they drew their guns and pointed them at the paintings of goblins with huge asses they were struck dumb. They weren't ready for goblins with menacingly large asses holding basketballs at their side as if to say, 'yeah, it's bigger than a basketball.' And they certainly weren't prepared for seven huge goblin asses stacked on top of one another with 'assfest' written underneath it all crooked like a goblin wrote it. The cops were so intensely turned on that they forgot how to masturbate and their horny energy became trapped inside of them, driving them insane. Now cops are speeding around the city and smashing into other cop cars and exploding and dying. Cops are beating themselves to death with their nightsticks because horny for goblin ass is incurable by modern medicine. Some cops tried to j------- their entire bodies and accidentally hanged themselves. This book is mostly cops dying in vivid detail. The characters at the beginning of the book quickly disappear and it becomes cops fantasizing about goblins with huge asses, and then dying over and over again until the book seems to run out of pages. Wallace Redder, Transnational Book Reader < PUBLISHED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS IN HELL
Scholastic 0-590-47100-7/$2.95 US/$3.95 CAN APPLE PAPERBACKS Rebecca Thompson is about to face a trial that could destroy her life forever... Should I Cut My Own Bangs? Anne Rash Paperback aSCHOLASTIC Paradise
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