Microsoft: "So next on the agenda, following the success of The Outer Worlds we're giving Obsidian the budget to make a new Fallout using Unreal Engine 4."
Bethesda: "But-but-but we were gonna make the next Fallout!"
Microsoft: "Not before you finish Elder Scrolls 6 you're not! And you better QA that new engine of yours right this time."
Bethesda: "You're not my real dad!"
Microsoft: "Why can't you be more like your brother id Software?"
id looking like a cool 90s kid: "Yo, got the new build of Doom Eternal on Switch from Panic Button, ready to run it by Nintendo."

There are gonna be some really awkward meetings