The only way this can work is if Julian Starling is way hyper sexualized in game.

I'm talkin if you put the camera right under his crotch, he tries teabagging the player

I'm talkin an unlockable booty shorts costume

I'm talkin about mega censored shower scenes, a completely unreasonable amount of light rays and steam

If Juliet was designed to be this cutesy girl with a chainsaw, Julian has to be a fuckin freak

His girlfriends head isn’t looking at his chainsaw but at his 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗮𝘄