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The Body Collectivists • Your mind and body are now Kim Jong-Illithid • Turned into a mind flayer after Crispin the Crusader • Dealing with heresy one NIKOLAI THE NECROMANCER VICTOR THE VAMPIRE The Pointy Poltergeist Pretty sick ghost costume ngl • Raising an army of undead comrades to storm the capital • Thinks the USSR was real communism, and it was f------ • Comes from a noble bloodline of Transylvanian vampires • Only feeds on fashion models property of the state • They have healthcare though, eating dodgy seafood • The people can't overthrow you if you eat their brains •.wait a second severed head at a time • Not actually religious, just really into medieval history and Warhammer novels could be worse and aerobics instructors based The Spectre of Communism • Whispers lies into the ears of philosophy students • "WoOoOoO, JUST ONE MORE The "Strict Family" Kids • No junk food, no parties, in bed by 9PM sharp • Will probably grow up to be spree killers Tristan the Tryhard • "Guys, look at my costume! Isn't it funny? Why isn't anyone laughing? Guys?" • Will be immediately ditched by his friendgroup after high school Mouldy Maggie • Came back from the dead to Captain Chipman • Can consume product at superhuman speeds • Never had a proper job, but Dawud the Devout • Spending Halloween in his prayer bunker, f--- this s--- • So ready for Allah to smite the heathen kids banging on his door for candy eat the unions • Weird pissy smell emanating from her grave TRY COMRADE" wants "natural selection" to purge the rural working class The Cosplay Family • Spent six weeks working on a Smurfette the Terfette The Nerd The Jock Casa del Jeb The Rich House • Reads theory like a good • Comes out of her lair once a year to screech at trans people • Actually straight, but forces herself into lesbian relationships • Just votes for the same political parties his dad does • Secretly into traps • Having a spooky movie night if you guys are interested • Nothing too violent though, or Columba will take away his TV privileges • A+ candy, absolute must visit for any trick or treater • Conveniently ran out candy when the family with two dads showed up costume that will be thrown comrade away in three days • More effort than strictly necessary, but nice enough • Responds to Facebook posts in numbered paragraphs Wendy the Wiccan • "NO0O IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN, The Weary Wagie • "Thank you for shopping at SpookyCorp. Have a boo-tiful evening" • Don't cry for him, he's already Corner Shop Chirag • Doesn't celebrate Halloween, but will happily sell s----- decorations and candy to his neighbours • One day, his son shall inherit his corner shop empire The Fourteen Year Old The Stoner The Damsel • Too old to go trick or treating, but too young to go clubbing • Just wanted to have a spooky night :( • Only supports left-wing parties to get weed legalised • Keeps trying to speak to animals, should probably seek professional help • Sells her bathwater to help support the gang • Will be inevitably f----- by alt-right IT'S SAMHAIN YOU F------ COLONISER NOO000 • Will be ritualistically sacrificed by Colm dead the Celt Trans Helsing • Hunting down Victor the Vampire so he can turn his castle into a soup kitchen • Doesn't need a stake, just Gabby the Tabby • Has been s-------- on cheap Spider-Girl • Got her parents to cave and buy her a boy costume • F--- it, it costs the same as a Appropriation Amy • Thinks her Moana costume is really pretty • Ended the night in tears because a liberal arts graduate The Invisible Hand The Abominable Jo-Man • Controls the world's economies • Lives in a tax-exempt snow mansion in the Himalayas • Goes bowling with Penn Jillette on the weekends wine since 6PM from the shadows • Not a metaphor, he just spent 250 years in prison for tax • Only dressing like this to get back at her dad princess dress impales vampires on called her a racist evasion his sick mohawk 2010 WALLY THE WEREWOLF Colm the Celt Grodd "That House" The Clown MELVIN THE MUMMY • Roams the forest with his • Has returned to monke, needs • Come on kids, we're not trick or treating there • Kids think it's haunted, adults Celebrates Samhain like a true • Speak not his name, for it • Staying in tonight, just wants to SUME CON snooze in his McSarcophagus pagan: ass nekkid and off his face on poitín • Spends the rest of the year hibernating away the hangover in the comrades in search of fresh meat no costume draws him closer • If you're reading this, it's ECON • Literally the only cool furry • No want candy, gib banan • Buried with his servants, living CON every lib-right's dream know it's so much worse already too late ONSUME CONSUM ONS.CON ONSUME CONSUL CON ONSUME CONSUME Outer Hebrides

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!
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