Notes:

Despite appearances, I am actually very fond of the cheeky little bastard.

He is the standard by which all of you are judged.

Whilst I'm here, I might as well give you the actual recipe for Soup King's Chicken Soup.

Ingredients

One (1) Can of Chicken Soup

One (1) gram of Lysergic acid diethylamide

How to Cook:

Step 1: Follow instructions on the Can of Chicken Soup

Step 2: Allow soup to cool for five-seven (5-7) minutes

Step 3: Add Lysergic acid diethylamide and stir thoroughly.

Step 4: Enjoy!

Serves two people and can be best enjoyed with a nice side of Tiger bread.