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I walked into the kitchen yesterday and I said to my dad hey I'm hungry and my Nickslodeo dad said hi hungry l'm dead DADS JOKE SURVIVORS Nickelc Well, we were having dinner, and Dad had spilled his peas on the table. He looks right at me and said, oh no, I have just peed on the table. FATHERS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY TELL HUNDREDS OF TERRIBLE DAD JOKES. THE CONSEQUENCES CAN BE DEVASTATING. Dad asks me, have you heard about the new movie constipation ? I was all like, what? No. And he said, it never came out. Who even calls a movie constipation? ISAAC NOW HATES THE FILM INDUSTRY My Dad and I, we were going past the aquarium, and he said to me... How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh? And he said ten tickles, like what? Ahhh, tentacles. ABBEY IS NOW SCARED OF AQUARIUMS Hey Dad! Can you make me a sandwich? Guy: And what did Dad say Abracadabra, you are a sandwich. HOLLY HAS AN IDENTITY CRISIS DAD JOKES THEY'RE NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT I guess I am a sandwich. VIA 9GAG. COM

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