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WHAT DO YOU GET BY CROSSING A YETI WITH A VAMPIRE? FROSTBITE THE DRAGON'S HOARD GAMES AND HOBBIES T LIV

WHAT DO YOU GET BY CROSSING A YETI WITH A VAMPIRE? FROSTBITE THE DRAGON'S HOARD GAMES AND HOBBIES T LIV

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Simple humour

I'm finding this funnier than it actually is Stone Stwo

I'm finding this funnier than it actually is Stone Stwo

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This is exactly what happens

Archie Henderson @archiehench [inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

Archie Henderson @archiehench [inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

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It really does

*Reversing out of driveway* "Ahh this takes me back" CARGA

*Reversing out of driveway* "Ahh this takes me back" CARGA

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The artist was me; I drew a blank.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Did you hear about the local art competition? It ended in a draw.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Did you hear about the local art competition? It ended in a draw.

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Probably good to get to the root of all this before you leaf with more questions

carlojuniorr This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant... But I've never met herbivore! 23 Q Dad Club >

carlojuniorr This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant... But I've never met herbivore! 23 Q Dad Club >

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Plot twist, he only photoshopped the hats and everything else is real

Teacher: today we will learn how to use photoshop Girls: Wow! Finally I can get myself a better skin tone! Guys:

Teacher: today we will learn how to use photoshop Girls: Wow! Finally I can get myself a better skin tone! Guys:

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Who wood have guessed it

Tried to drive it, but it wooden start.

Tried to drive it, but it wooden start.

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I read the punchline in an Australian accent

When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant

When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant

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Serves them right. No need to go back and forth if it's not their fault. They just want to know your net worth.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

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No lie told

He looks exhausted AD SK MA

He looks exhausted AD SK MA

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This is often one of my takeaways from a museum visit.

Teachers: It's ok we're not all Picasso's Picasso:

Teachers: It's ok we're not all Picasso's Picasso:

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Classic dad joke

Dad, what are condoms used for? Usually to avoid answering questions like this one. DADSAYSJOKES

Dad, what are condoms used for? Usually to avoid answering questions like this one. DADSAYSJOKES

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Bow dare you!

Well then she’s also too impulsive

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife is complaining that I'm too impulsive. How would she know!? We only met yesterday!

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife is complaining that I'm too impulsive. How would she know!? We only met yesterday!

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I’ve turned a new page since

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I once dated a magazine collector. She had issues.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I once dated a magazine collector. She had issues.

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Shocking experience

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

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Screwed it up, but also nailed it.

Nailed it...or screwed it? No drinks back here unless they have a screw on top. Thank Management W OUR

Nailed it...or screwed it? No drinks back here unless they have a screw on top. Thank Management W OUR

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This is lit

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire Was it arson? E Yes, your son PunHuone Pun hub

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire Was it arson? E Yes, your son PunHuone Pun hub

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We been wrong all this time because this makes more sense

Becca Carnahan @with_love_becca My 4 year old called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong.

Becca Carnahan @with_love_becca My 4 year old called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong.

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