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GOP Congressmen come out to complain that Trump can't use social media to orchestrate insurrection anymore. YMMV on Jordan, but Gaetz's uncanny resemblance to Butthead borders on the bizarre. PS Jim Jordan covered up a p--- scandal at OSU - put THAT in your Q and smoke it. Trump just gave him the Medal of Freedom, too (he must have got the one they were saving for Trump's buddy Epstein).

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Congressmen Beavis and Butthead


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I realize that we are occasionally given to hyperbole about the untoward nature of politicians, but let me be clear: Matt Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted p------------. He is abhorrent. His eyes are permanently rimmed with the red rings of chemical boosters. In person, he smells like overexposed Axe Body Spray and stale Astroglide. The fact that he boasted on the floor to multiple colleagues in the House of Representatives of his methods of crushing Viagra and high test Red Bull to maintain his erection through his orgiastic evenings is perhaps the least offensive of his many crimes against womanhood and Christian faith. The man has less principles than your average fentanyl addicted hobo. He likes them underage and he's not ashamed about it. Matt Gaetz isn't just your average extreme Florida MAGA Man, he's a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pursuing an ever-thinner nose and higher cheekbones at every opportunity like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers. Every Republican in Washington has an opinion about Matt Gaetz, and 99 percent of those opinions are "Keep Matt Gaetz away from my wife/daughter/friend and anyone I care about."
Augie Ray @augieray@mastodon.social I just want to make sure I understand: The people who accused Hillary Clinton of being part of a p-------- ring in an imaginary pizza restaurant basement and who scream about the drag queens grooming children voted for the man who frequently appears on Jeffrey Epstein's flight list, and he is nominating a man for Attorney General who is accused of sex-trafficking a minor. Did I get that correct? It's almost as if it's never really been about protecting kids. Nov 14, 2024, 03:46 AM . Web 187 boosts 282 favorites
AMC TAGAIN Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope ... Matt Gaetz VOTED AGAINST a human trafficking bill, guess what he's under investigation for now •• Matt Gaetz is under investigation on suspicion of violating federal sex- trafficking laws. In 2017, he cast the only vote against a human trafficking bill. Erin Snodgrass 12 hours ago
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