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O Anonymous 10/26/12(Fri)19:48 No.26791073 File: 1351295311728.jpg-(24 KB, 300x440, christian_bale_2.jpg) >>26790856 >at grocery store >man is checking out in front of me >it's mother f------ Lord God Christian Bale >"That'll be 26.77 sir" >Bale looks the girl in the f------ eyes with the most intense glare imaginable >"No it isn't." >girl starts sweating, hands fumbling >"Umm, sorry sir, I, uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrong." >Bale nods slowly >"Bag my mother f------ groceries." >girl carefully puts stuff in the bags >Bale watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha >"Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake." >girl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging. >Bale stares at her blankly for a few moments, he doesn't move. >"Thanks." >hands her a fifty >"keep the change." >starts to walk away, stops and turns around >hands her another fifty >nods to cashier with a slight smile >looks at me >ohfuck.jpeg >smiles and winks at me >Bale walks out >cashier wont even ring me up, she starts masturbating on the spot >I start masturbating too >Bale's face when

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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