Notes:

"Heather deals 12 points of damage to the Vagina monster, bringing it down to 0 hit points and knocking it out."

"I cast it again."

"At what?"

"The Closer"

"…ok. You fire another volley at the monster, dealing a further 12 damage, killing and partially gibbing it."

"I cast Magic Missile again."

"How many times are you planning to cast it?"

"Until it is naught but dust and echoes."

"…You're a goddam psycho, Heather."