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Originally I wanted to use the original civilian sprite from X-Com UFO Defence for the image; but I swear that thing is impossible to find is any form that I can scale up properly.

Because of that, I edited the bio for <a href="https://openxcom.org/forum/index.php?topic=7204.30">Supporter of Dagon</a> from The X-Com Files as it was the next closest thing I could find.

"Dude, there's over 40 Chryssalids on this map, plus the two Advent death squads with Sectopod support."

"More Chryssalids."

"We need to stop!"

<b>"MOAR CHRYSSALIDS"</b>

(coughs)

So, if you have X-Com 2 and would like to experience literally the worst thing ever, you can download The Hive mod <a href="https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1918499687"> here</a> and it's expansion, because it can always get worse, can <a href="https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1918585695">be found here.</a>

It makes the Chryssalids their own faction, with numerous sub-species, base attacks and defences and other specific missions based around them.

They also attack the Advent and can join in as a third faction in fights, turning a simple gun fight into a terrifying cluster f---. Especially since the Aliens can also be turned into Chryssalids now.

Goddamn it, rookies.

The Commandy One is not pleased.

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Traitor!

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Blaster Bomb Trick Shot

Zub Zub Zub.

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POV: An Alien base commander being apprehended by X-Com Operatives

Shirei-kan ga 1 man-nen ikiru koto ga dekimasu yō ni, Banzai!

Originally, I was going to colour in the body as well, but as you can see from the sprites below, the X-com jumpsuit is grey from top to bottom, so they would have all merged into one indistinct blob if I did that. So I've just coloured in the plasma hits and skin instead.

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The source for the base image can be <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/fritzvicari/art/Gyokusai-Banzai-Charge-1943-44-679812945">found here.</a>

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Terror Missions in a Nutshell

Hey, commander...
...
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...wouldn't it be a shame...
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...if someone were to...
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....panic right now?

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"So how do we top Chryssalids in the sequal?" "We could make them fly?" "Yeeeeaaaahhhh Boi."

So the Tentaculat does the exact same thing as the Chryssalid did.

Except it can fly.

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The True Masterminds

I don't think a lot of people know that the sequel to the original X-Com game had you invading the Sunken City of R'lyeh to kick Cthulhu's punk ass for messing with our fishing fleets, but I think that they should.

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RNGsus hath forsaken me.

Mind Control: ✓

Untrained Troops: ✓

Brain Dead Civilians: ✓

Missile Proof Flying Saucers That Detonate With
The Force Of A 152mm Artillery Shell Upon Death: ✓

Yeah, I'm just going to file this under "F--- No" and leave now. Buh-Bye.

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Of course it'd be Chryssalid Wasps! We're not allowed nice things here.

If you ever wanted to know what happened to the Snek Girls and Nekos, they were all lost during the Great Zombie Wasp Plague of 72BC.

Everything has just gone down hill from there.

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The cause of, and solution to, most Alien Base TPKs.

What does a Blaster Bomb do?

Only this:

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Mankind's Best Hope

Apparently this was a 99% chance to hit.

Point blank

Fully automatic.

Viper literally staring down the barrel.

99% to hit.

Welcome to Xcom everybody.

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There's bad, there's shit and then there's Floaters.

Artist's description:

So been playing Xcom (or UFO enemy unknown for euro fans) the 94 version on steam, nostalgia all over again, funny thing is I got this in 94 by my dad as a gift...it cost 50 pence!

Still since finding it on steam it had been fun so I played superhuman (no saves of course!) with a speed run so bypassed laser weapons to get to research on more essential items.

Sectoids were tough on terror missions, mutons pain in the ass anyway whilst snakemen I don't mind fighting unless their 'pets' are tagging along.

And the ethereals I A-V-O-I-D

But during all that there was one moment that stood out, it was March and floaters were on a terror mission. I had 8 men, 7 rifles, 1 hand gun and high explosives, so as I went to Tehran like Team America with all guns blazing something bizzare happened.

Nobody died. NOBODY. No I didn't use psi-amp, my troops weren't maxed out with 80% accurate shots, they were average joes against floaters, I know floaters aren't the best by far, but for crying out loud it was turn 13 and nobody was dead, they hobbled about in the air not caring about cover and there was even a reaper that didn't move from its spot in a warehouse even though there was a civilian hanging round the crates like a moron.

So am proud to post my rare achievement in that no civ has died along with art to what I think was the other aliens reaction back at Cydonia.

Thank you Floaters, your incompetence knows no bounds!

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Horrible Thought of the Day: Chryssalids are Monster girls, technically speaking.

Artist's description:

Daww, who's a cute baby?

When I was looking at the sprites of the baby zombies, I noticed that they all apparently develop spontaneous balding.

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X-COM - Pretty much sums up my Xcom 2 experience

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