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: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)16:23:43 No.845580556 >be me >go to nissan dealership >get them to let me test drive a 2021 Versa >leave lot and drive home 29 KB JPG >put license plates from 2014 versa onto new one The f--- they gonna do?

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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: Anonymous Innovation greentext thread 01/23/21(Sat)23:49:03 No.61992830 >be me >home alone >father says 'cook your own food' >ask what we have in the fridge BREAKING NEWS LOCALROCKIN GREAT MOOD TODAY >'Not much but you'll think of something' >day before shopping delivery >eat salad (lettuce and big chunk OONNETD AEOUT 163 KB JPG of cucumber) (much better than slices) >time for main course >only know how to bake bread and cook ready- meals and stir-fries >tfw no stir-fry ingredients remain >but spicy Quorn burgers do >read instructions >'cook in the oven for 18 minutes' >preheat oven >mfw I forgot to put a tray in >mfw there are no clean trays (they're all in the dishwasher) >read for alternative microwave instructions >there aren't any >put a burger in anyway for 2 minutes >wait (far away because paranoid of radiation) (run away after pressing button) (just in case) >hear beeping >take it out >expecting it to be inconsistently-cooked (prepared to take it out) >mfw it's piping hot throughout (like the package says) >mfw some of the breadcrumbs on the outside fell off in the package, leaving uncovered patches on the edge >they're crispy and golden-brown (just right) >bottom is covered in a small amount of slightly- damp light mush (still hot) >phone father >tell him the good news >mfw he sighs disappointedly >asks to chop it in half to see if it's also hot inside >it is >eat it >just as good as usual >make one for him when he returns >he's pleasantly surprised, too >mfw I just nontupled burger-cooking speed >return to computer, content with today's contribution to humanity 4 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)23:52:35 No.61992860 ...what? like n---- what? >>61992959 # imgflip.com

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>>23466628 (OP) # Is there anyone more sheltered by their parents, than me? >didn't learn how to read, until I was 6 >couldn't walk, until I was 4 77 KB JPG >couldn't speak, until I was around 5 >didn't know countries outside of my native country existed, until I was 8 >didn't watch any TV, until I was 7 >parents wouldn't let me play video games, until i was 13 >even then, my parents wouldn't let me play anything above an E rating >didn't learn about sex, until I was in my mid-20's >parents made me drop out of highschool, in my 1st year, because it was too chaotic and traumatising for me >only started masturbating and watching p--- in the last few years >still live with parents, to this day >never lived on my own >never travelled, outside of my hometown >was never allowed to have sleepovers, or go to other friend's houses >didn't matter anyway, since i never had any friends >only started learning about the basics of history, this year >never had a job in my entire life >never even thought about going to college/university/higher-education, during my youth

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: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)01:24:18 No.61993766 >be me >have girl over >We get done f------ >she suggests boba, I'm down >l ask if I can bring my sister, she never leaves the house >She agrees, says it's sweet that I'm thinking of my sister 142 KB PNG >Sister comes up, looks alright >First thing she says is "I'm so glad I'm out of the house, I haven't been out in 5 days!" >l don't want her to look like a f----- so "Haha yeah quarantine is hard for all of us!" >"I haven't even left my bed except to go to the bathroom" Please stop >We get boba, and sit down on a bench >She starts doing like a weird fake laugh >"When we sat down my thighs clapped together and made a loud noise!" >I didn't hear anything >Girl laughs awkwardly >l do the same I shouldn't have invited her

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: Anonymous (ID: IUf18nF+ Why are normies so weak? 01/23/21(Sat)01:10:02 No.304563920 >Be me. old normie friends. >Meet up with >Actually looking forward to normie conversation and being blue pilled for a few hours and talking about old times. >Friends immediately engage in political my 140 KB JPG conversation. >l make a mental effort to not sperg out red pills like an autistic mutant. >I think I'm "playing along" well. Keeping it PG-rated. >Normie friends still conclude I'm trying to be edgy. Act offended. >Old jokes aren't funny anymore. When did everyone lose their minds? Is this what the beginning of communism - real communism - looks like? I'm 50% sure guys I've known for 25 years would sell my life away over politics. 65 Replies / 11 Images View Thread

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