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: Anonymous Innovation greentext thread 01/23/21(Sat)23:49:03 No.61992830 >be me >home alone >father says 'cook your own food' >ask what we have in the fridge BREAKING NEWS LOCALROCKIN GREAT MOOD TODAY >'Not much but you'll think of something' >day before shopping delivery >eat salad (lettuce and big chunk OONNETD AEOUT 163 KB JPG of cucumber) (much better than slices) >time for main course >only know how to bake bread and cook ready- meals and stir-fries >tfw no stir-fry ingredients remain >but spicy Quorn burgers do >read instructions >'cook in the oven for 18 minutes' >preheat oven >mfw I forgot to put a tray in >mfw there are no clean trays (they're all in the dishwasher) >read for alternative microwave instructions >there aren't any >put a burger in anyway for 2 minutes >wait (far away because paranoid of radiation) (run away after pressing button) (just in case) >hear beeping >take it out >expecting it to be inconsistently-cooked (prepared to take it out) >mfw it's piping hot throughout (like the package says) >mfw some of the breadcrumbs on the outside fell off in the package, leaving uncovered patches on the edge >they're crispy and golden-brown (just right) >bottom is covered in a small amount of slightly- damp light mush (still hot) >phone father >tell him the good news >mfw he sighs disappointedly >asks to chop it in half to see if it's also hot inside >it is >eat it >just as good as usual >make one for him when he returns >he's pleasantly surprised, too >mfw I just nontupled burger-cooking speed >return to computer, content with today's contribution to humanity 4 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)23:52:35 No.61992860 ...what? like n---- what? >>61992959 # imgflip.com

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
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: Anonymous Innovation greentext thread 01/23/21(Sat)23:49:03 No.61992830 >be me >home alone >father says 'cook your own food' >ask what we have in the fridge BREAKING NEWS LOCALROCKIN GREAT MOOD TODAY >'Not much but you'll think of something' >day before shopping delivery >eat salad (lettuce and big chunk OONNETD AEOUT 163 KB JPG of cucumber) (much better than slices) >time for main course >only know how to bake bread and cook ready- meals and stir-fries >tfw no stir-fry ingredients remain >but spicy Quorn burgers do >read instructions >'cook in the oven for 18 minutes' >preheat oven >mfw I forgot to put a tray in >mfw there are no clean trays (they're all in the dishwasher) >read for alternative microwave instructions >there aren't any >put a burger in anyway for 2 minutes >wait (far away because paranoid of radiation) (run away after pressing button) (just in case) >hear beeping >take it out >expecting it to be inconsistently-cooked (prepared to take it out) >mfw it's piping hot throughout (like the package says) >mfw some of the breadcrumbs on the outside fell off in the package, leaving uncovered patches on the edge >they're crispy and golden-brown (just right) >bottom is covered in a small amount of slightly- damp light mush (still hot) >phone father >tell him the good news >mfw he sighs disappointedly >asks to chop it in half to see if it's also hot inside >it is >eat it >just as good as usual >make one for him when he returns >he's pleasantly surprised, too >mfw I just nontupled burger-cooking speed >return to computer, content with today's contribution to humanity 4 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)23:52:35 No.61992860 ...what? like n---- what? >>61992959 # imgflip.com

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